Purple Shlong

1.A 12 inch vibrating dildo that looks like a horsey dildo ;)

"Damn I was using a Purple Shlong last night cause my man just ain't enough."

by cjnenfjwnvanqw February 24, 2017

Shlong slap

Where a girl slaps her cheeks against his shlong

She shlong slapped me so hard

by Justinehpsaucep September 4, 2016

Shlong

Big penis

Asians have small shlongs

by Lol6969suclmec0k January 18, 2018

Shlong

Short super long

Yo have you seen my beanie
Oh the shlong one

by Shlongbelike January 25, 2018

SHLONG

Long sausage

“Yo look at that German SHLONG”

by Jade0907 February 16, 2018

Shlong

A dick that is at least 16 inches

Holy shit he had an 18 incher!! It was a shlong

by Skammmmm January 28, 2017

shlong

shlong is someone who takes every little tiny thing seriously. he is also a simp :)

shlong: bro im gonna take a break from editing
me: kys
shlong: OMG SUICIDE JOKES DUDE THATS FUCKED UP YOU ARE SOOOO UNFUNNY >:(

by nigga__penis__big__penis May 27, 2020