Shitprick

Shitprick, meaning wussy assholes who abuse sarcastic jokes and are total germophobes who are afraid to use even their own bathroom toilet due to the possibility of cross contamination on their testicles passes from friends or family.

Johnny: Man, that guys such a shitprick!

Judy: I know! I told him to just go in the toilet but he had to shit his pants!

by Tim Schell February 15, 2009

shitlickaballsucka

A person or persons that licks fiecies and likes to suck on balls. Preferably used as an insult by all other males. ADJ

Hey Mark, you are a shitlickaballsucka

by Steve McCalister December 11, 2003

SHITPICKINUPIN

The act of picking up disgusting animal feces once you get a new pet! They Crap all over your house and ruin your belonings.

"HAPPY SHITPICKINUPIN! Good luck with it shittin' all over your house!"

by Joe Ventoso August 14, 2009

shitwich

for some reason you leap off the toilet while taking a shit, in which the resulting action causes the hot turd to be smooshed between your ass

dude1: NO WAY i just won $1 mil. in the lotto!

dude1 leaps up

dude1: uuuuhhhhh man i just made a shitwich.

by lake placid black guy October 31, 2009

Shitlick

When one goes to fart with such force & your shit paints your pants a bit leaving a skid mark or a shitlick

I farted that hard that my turd licked my pants leaving a signature

Fuck I better go to the toilet because I think my fart made a shitlick in my pants

by The Shadow People November 24, 2013

Shit Pic

A picture that DOES NOT depict any nudity more of an upper face picture of you taking a shit. Also part of the shit pic not Dick pic movement.

I sent my girlfriend a shit pic.

by Tonyfreedrum June 1, 2017

shit pic

when somebody takes a pic of their dick and its ugly as fuck

when somebody sends a pic of their dick: man bro thas ugly idek it was a dick i thought it was a shit pic

by seizure2112 February 21, 2019