Speedy Gongazales

When someone nips to the loo and is back in less than a minute.

"12:07: im just popping to the loo!
12:07: im back!

Wow, now that was speedy gongazales!

by Gangster Man Yesh K April 6, 2009

Speedybonkula

1.Describing great haste
2. someone who doesn't process thoughts well, an idiot.

1. Just go do it, SPEEDYBONKULA!
2. "Ya speedybonkula..."

by Moooooodiiiieeee May 30, 2009

Seedy Rich

A seedy office crawler with spring onion hair and a penchant for young/old/any ladies

"There goes seedy Rich stalking his prey!!

by Snoopy Kerr September 2, 2009

speedy hoorah

A speedy hoorah is simply the act of texting 3 2-letter words or acronyms in a row

Ik it do
Hey thats a speedy hoorah

by Challenge December 13, 2009

Speedy 'Spinosa

The fastest cross country and track athlete at AHS who runs a mile in less than 5 minutes. He likes to blaze it up.

Oh snap that dude just pulled a Speedy 'Spinosa, did you see how fast he was?

by Blazin' Speed June 22, 2011

speedy blumpkin

A sexual act in which a man receives oral sex whilst on the toilet suffering from diarrhea.

I ate too much sloppy Mexican food for dinner, but my wife helped me through my pain by giving me a great speedy blumpkin.

by Speedyblumpkins27 June 27, 2016

SPEEDY SAUCE

SPERM, to ejaculate quickly

I dropped a half a jar of speedy sauce this morning.

by chess voodoo May 29, 2016