seab iscuit

My bowl

my bowl is named seab iscuit

by a man with a plan named stan December 15, 2010

Sebastian Siegel aka seabass

a kid who thinks he's really fast and good at running when he really seems to fail to capture glory

"man you came in first thats awesome...who came in second...i think that kid Sebastian Siegel aka seabass did but who cares its second"

by red hook track team February 26, 2009

seab

(v.) the act of leaving a group of people (a party, a friendly miniature golf game, etc.) in spy on someone taking a poop, either for sexual fulfillment or to gross out his friends
(n.) one who seabs
Derived from the portmanteau "see brown"

Guy: Hey, did Mark really seab some girl?

Mark: Hi, I'm Mark, and I'm a seab.

by ofcrsprcrst April 25, 2007

Seabass

Something that it totally random, stupid, or just does not make any sense to the common man. If one were to see something out of the ordinary or just plain odd, all that person would need to say is "seabass."

Person 1: "Yo, look over there, a lion talking to a turtle on the parkbench."

Person 2: " Yep, seabass..."
"seabass"

by Jibbs June 9, 2005

Seabright

If you think the "armpit" capitals Keswick and Orillia are bad, Seabright is the top known town for inbread psychos. Resembiling Hills Have Eyes characters. Half are married by the age of 13 and the rest of them are dating or sleeping with their siblings, with children on the way. And if you ask their brothers, they're MILFS by the age of 14. They eat where they poo, due to lack of habitation space.
More hicks are known to live in Seabright then anywhere in Ontario.

Calling Brechin small? At least Brechinians have enough space to not eat where they poo

This is Seabright, don't blink or you'll miss it.

by ILOVEBRECHIN July 6, 2011

Angry Seman

When a gay named Seman ( not jizz like seman the name) is fucking a girl in the shower when 4 very hot down syndrome chicks come in and join in, in every way posible. Then 4 ugly down syndrome chick come in and try to joi in but seman( the guy) loses his interest and stops getting aroused. he then loses jizzes on last time because of the 4 hot girls and goes to plat video games while the 4 ugly girls still think they are getting banged by a guy when the are really just fingering each other.

yo man right before i kicked your ass in halo 3 i was just finishing up a Angry Seman.

by lams dope boy fresh October 21, 2008

dangling seabiscuit

When a male ballsack slaps the inner thigh. It can usually be done on purpose with the legs spread and producing a swinging motion.

One can do it to another in some cases when the leg is kicked so hard that it acts like the newton pendulum.

“It’s so hot out, this dangling seabiscuit is keeping me cool.”

“Yo, Daniel kicked me so hard, caused a dangling seabiscuit.”

by The CrimsynChan January 18, 2018