A selfie designed to enhance the cleavage by sacrificing the top of the head or scalp. Easily identified by tracing the outer edge of the photo from the top which will cut off somewhere around the forehead or scalp, and the bottom which will inevitably find itself deep in some boobage.
jeni --omg this bitch just posted an indian selfie
brandi --a what?
jeni --you know when you scalp yourself to show some more boob?
brandi --oh yeah, i do that all the time.
brandi --a what?
jeni --you know when you scalp yourself to show some more boob?
brandi --oh yeah, i do that all the time.
by 3zeek November 9, 2015

the explosion of frustration that occurs after multitudinous yet unsuccessful attempts to capture the perfect "selfie"
i was wondering why my girl was taking so long in the bathroom, but then i heard her selfie-destruct with tell-tale stomping feet and an exasperated scream.
by conspiracy boy July 28, 2015

Taking a selfie of yourself in the morning with the guy or girl you just slept with while they are still sleeping and posting it to brag thinking your cool on your social media page.
by Amy Morgan June 17, 2017

by Lilmilk October 9, 2017

A disease which is contagious- coming from Alize phelps who started taking SELFIEs when she popped out-how to know you are taking to many Selfie's : (1) you take a SELFIE every 1-2 hours a day. (2)you have to take more than 15 Selfie's to figure out which one u like best (3) you post pictures every hour on social media sites; watch out and look for side affects before it gets to bad(doctors wouldn't help Alize so now she is crazy for Selfie's
by $elfieoverdose March 16, 2015

by 124235346 February 24, 2017

When a fat person frames a picture, selfie/profile pic, in such a way that 99% of there mass is hidden.
by Gordon cowperthwate July 21, 2017
