When you lay on your own back while hoisting your legs up over your own face and cumming in your own mouth then swallowing it.
by shockwaves81 May 1, 2015
Get the selfie swallowmug. by 124235346 February 24, 2017
Get the Selfy Freakmug. A person is selfie-indulgent if their profile pictures on various app sites are exclusively Dutch angle solo face shots.
"I really like making gifs with gifboom, but the people who follow me are so selfie-indulgent. Yes, you're cute. Now make a gif, for Pete's sake."
by boba_mcsolo December 27, 2013
Get the selfie-indulgentmug. the explosion of frustration that occurs after multitudinous yet unsuccessful attempts to capture the perfect "selfie"
i was wondering why my girl was taking so long in the bathroom, but then i heard her selfie-destruct with tell-tale stomping feet and an exasperated scream.
by conspiracy boy July 28, 2015
Get the selfie-destructmug. Taking a selfie of yourself in the morning with the guy or girl you just slept with while they are still sleeping and posting it to brag thinking your cool on your social media page.
by Amy Morgan June 17, 2017
Get the Selfie of Shamemug. by Lilmilk October 9, 2017
Get the Raw selfiemug. A selfie designed to enhance the cleavage by sacrificing the top of the head or scalp. Easily identified by tracing the outer edge of the photo from the top which will cut off somewhere around the forehead or scalp, and the bottom which will inevitably find itself deep in some boobage.
jeni --omg this bitch just posted an indian selfie
brandi --a what?
jeni --you know when you scalp yourself to show some more boob?
brandi --oh yeah, i do that all the time.
brandi --a what?
jeni --you know when you scalp yourself to show some more boob?
brandi --oh yeah, i do that all the time.
by 3zeek November 9, 2015
Get the indian selfiemug.