Selfie of Shame

Taking a selfie of yourself in the morning with the guy or girl you just slept with while they are still sleeping and posting it to brag thinking your cool on your social media page.

She posted a Selfie of Shame on her Facebook page to show everyone she slept with her friends man.

by Amy Morgan June 18, 2017

Selfie-restraint

Can you resist a selfie in even the most tempting situations? If so you are blessed with a rare quality in this age: Selfie-Restraint. Many photo snapping fiends can learn selfy-restraint. Tragically, some are beyond rehabilitation.

Speaker: Nelson Mandela spent 27 years in jail…
Michelle: Barack- The girls need to know who Mandela was.
Barack: Should we document this moment?
Michelle: Y-e-a-h. But we need to bring back something more from this.
Barack: Alright, I got it…
Michelle: What?
Barack: Make sure to tag me—Sorry Michelle, did you say something?
Michelle: Jesus Barack! We’re at a Memorial. Show some selfie-restraint!

by CatanSlayer December 19, 2013

selfie-indulgent

A person is selfie-indulgent if their profile pictures on various app sites are exclusively Dutch angle solo face shots.

"I really like making gifs with gifboom, but the people who follow me are so selfie-indulgent. Yes, you're cute. Now make a gif, for Pete's sake."

by boba_mcsolo December 28, 2013

indian selfie

A selfie designed to enhance the cleavage by sacrificing the top of the head or scalp. Easily identified by tracing the outer edge of the photo from the top which will cut off somewhere around the forehead or scalp, and the bottom which will inevitably find itself deep in some boobage.

jeni --omg this bitch just posted an indian selfie
brandi --a what?
jeni --you know when you scalp yourself to show some more boob?
brandi --oh yeah, i do that all the time.

by 3zeek September 26, 2015

Raw selfie

To take a picture of yourself with no makeup , filter, or edit.

She took a pic with no makeup musta been a raw selfie. fresh

by Lilmilk October 09, 2017

selfie-destruct

the explosion of frustration that occurs after multitudinous yet unsuccessful attempts to capture the perfect "selfie"

i was wondering why my girl was taking so long in the bathroom, but then i heard her selfie-destruct with tell-tale stomping feet and an exasperated scream.

by conspiracy boy July 11, 2015

Selfie swapping

When you are with someone and you take pictures of each other and send them on a common group chat ( selfie war ).

These 2 retards are selfie swapping on the grouo chat again

by Atagin June 19, 2021