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Schwanz

Someone unworthy of being called anything else.
That guy that likes "The Good Wife" is such a schwanz.
by My Name is Bobby Fish October 7, 2011
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Schwagger

The lame attempt at having swagger. Posing as though you're cool, when you are the furthest thing from cool.
"did you see that douchebag schwaggering to the bathroom? what a poser"
by ChairlockGolmz September 15, 2011
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Schwan

A level of excitement, usually achieved by euphoria with methods such as drug use from either ecsatsy or cocaine; it can also be reached from an orgasm.

Another way of becoming Schwan can be from pure adrenalin.

It can also describe a person that is the opposite of excited, a hungover person. Schwunked

The use of Schwan usually has a second ending borrowed from another word. Such Schwaniac, Schwental, Schwanked or Schwunked.
"Dude! That girl at the club was so Schwan-the-fuck-up! I think she did a huge line of coke in the girls restroom."

"Have you ever become so scared that you just turned into a complete Schwaniac?"

"Last night she made me Schwan all over the place!"

"This dude is so Schwentally fucked in the head right now! What did he take?!"

"Homeboy is still asleep. He's all Schwunked up."
by Spaghet boy October 11, 2018
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schwangwad

The drip from your dick after ejaculation. The reason why your sheets have those stains all over them. Also a great name for a real asshole!
Mom: Did you have fun at Jimmy's birthday party son?

Son: Jimmy? Fuck that Schwangwad!
by Dave August 11, 2005
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Schlangin’

The word used to describe the way in which the cock and balls of a man hang low and tend to swing back and forth in the midday heat. May also refer to when one has a sweaty, droopy ballsack, or just having a long cock in general.
Micah had been fishing in the summer heat all day, and when he got back to his car, he whipped out his cock to check for leeches and realized he was schlangin’.
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Schwaggle

Schwag (the cool offers you get delivered to your email inbox) + Haggle (what we do to get you the best price) = SCHWAGGLE
I went online and bought an awesome athletic gear from Schwaggle.active.com
by joujou93 March 23, 2011
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schwag

In reference to the food and/or dining facilities at Johnson State college in Vermont.
"Im starving lets go to schwag"

"Did you already go to schwag?"

"All the schwagg food is making me sick"
by Shane Rumrill August 19, 2007
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