schlong

large erect penis

Wow she exclaimed, I'll never get that schlong inside me

by SchlongerLonger March 18, 2003

schlong

A male sexual organ. In 1990, Dr Himelstoss Von Schlong had an experiment in the Vienna laboratory with an autopsy specimen. As he inspected the lower abdomen, he viewed the genitals, which to his utter surprise, were 24" U.S. cm in good length. The doctor, proceeded to remove the gargantuan penis by means of chainsaw, when he cut off his own erect penis which for some reason was out at the time. He shreiked in pain, "Sch-" (meaning to say Schiesse, the German word for excrement, US equivelent is 'shit'.) but an aid walked in and asked him "Herr Doctor, how long are you going to take wis ze autopsy?" As the doctor died slowly, he muttered "-long!". At his funeral, it was given to him the honors of naming the word "Schlong" as a reference to a long, throbbing, red-tipped, veiny penis, for the reasons of one, being his family's surname, and two, the last words he muttered. His first words as a child were "Schlong" as well. He died September 19, 1990 at age 43.

Hey ladies, I'm Mark... dont mind my schlong hangin' out... just gettin it some fresh air.
Oh my, what a long schlong, I wonder how that will fit in my mouth, not to mention my vagina!

"A dong-a-dong,dong. I got a LONG SCHLONG."

by Oberl December 28, 2005

Schlitz Schlong

Fungus that develops on the penis after having deviant anal intercourse with a partner who has contracted Sarnac. Often the penis will become rotten and ooze puss. May lead to Benoit

"I shouldn't have had butt sex with that whore because her Sarnac gave me Schlitz Schlong."

by Goob, Cole, & Galoot August 4, 2007

Schlong

A long penis

I have a schlong

by Jesse Denning October 15, 2003

schlongmont

Longmont, Colorado
A derogetory term for Longmont. It has nothing to do with the size of the men who live here's penises.

Ugh. I live in Schlongmont.

by lelliesandremains November 25, 2006

donkey schlong

When a donkey comes up behind you and buttrapes you until he fills your rectum with his donkey semen while braying in your ear like some autistic child having a seizure. Causes immense pain (or satisfaction, if you for some reason you enjoy having your buttcheeks torn by a wild animal.)

Bob: Hey man, ready to get donkey schlonged by this math test?
Joe: Yeah dude, Mr. Rogers is gonna rape us so hard.

by 0929 August 21, 2016

Schlang

v. To throw or fling something without care or order.

v. To freely dangle (esp. in reference to male genitalia unencumbered by underwear)

1) What should I do with the pillow you asked me to move?

I don't care, just schlang it over there.

2) Guess what I'm doing right now.

What?

Letting it hang loose.

You're letting it schlang? Gross.

by Mythrandir August 2, 2011