Schetlins

The unappealing remains of food or beverages that most people would rather dispose of, though by necessity or principal you consume anyway.

My roommates made sandwiches with all the slices leaving the schetlins for me to eat.
Some ratchet motherfucker drank almost all my Sprite, leaving flat schetlins for me.

by fatdudewifblueminivan April 30, 2015

scheisse

1) A light cuss word in Germany. It directly translates to "shit", but in southern Germany kids will say it and not get in trouble. It really only means "crap".

2) An americanised way of spelling "sheiße", since the double s is hard to understand for most non-Germans and is hard to type on an american english keyboard.

3) A Lady Gaga song. Very surprising because she isn't German and she literally doesn't know a living fuck about pronunciation.

Scheisse! Ich habe vergessen, die Fußball-Weltmeisterschaft im Fernsehen zu sehen!

by VailStraightliner December 29, 2016

schelton

A particularly strange individual (in a good way). Generally resides in their own world, and doesn't care what others think of them. One of the most real, loyal, funny, and strangely attractive people you will meet. Very good at extinguishing sexual tension and making suggestive noises. Their habitat mainly consists of darkness and video games. Usually very blonde with porcelain skin. Refer to their genitalia as their "little thunderbolt".

He's such a schelton!!

by DaddyF March 4, 2017

scheisstabben

When you accidentally close your web browser and have to reopen all of your tabs.

Scheisstabben!!!!!

by b00ger August 17, 2017

Schittone

Italian word for a sudden diarrhea attack (pronounced "skittòne")

Ero al cinema e, cazzo!, mi è venuto uno schittone tremendo!
I was at the movie theater and fuck!—I got a terrible diarrhea attack!

by cacadoie September 22, 2017

Scheissegalismus

Scheissegalismus ist eine Schweizer Szenebewegung, der es scheiss egal ist, was du von ihr hälst. Scheiss egal ist auch, ob du den Scheissegalismus unterstützt oder zelebrierst. Sie vertritt die politische Richtung des Non-politic way of life. Der Scheissegalismus wurde wurde von Felix Hohler und Rafael Schmid ins leben gerufen, und hat sich mitlerweilen etabliert.

Scheissegalismus ist auf alles und jeden zu scheissen.

by Scheissegalismus January 5, 2018

scheibenpflug

Not aware his friend could add this definition.
Has 1117 syllables in his name. Couldn’t find spacers for his Isuzu rodeo. And owns a $12 spoon from overstock.com.

# Scheibenpflug has seen an uptake since twitter changed to 280 character limit

by Dr in training June 14, 2018