glasgow scale

The official scale used to measure a drunken state.
A 1 to 15 scale, 15 being sober, 1 being dead.
Sam was gone, you can tell he can't handle his drink, he was pulling a 5 on the Glasgow!

"Call an ambulance, she won't wake up"...later that day..."the paramedic said she was lucky, she was 3 on the glasgow scale"

"Nah I've only had a couple, I'm still in double figures on the glasgow"
by Gearsy July 04, 2008
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Gay Scale

A scale of how gay someone is. A gay scale may look like this:

Straight/Heterosexual--Heteroflexible--Bi/Bisexual--Homoflexible/Lesbisexual--Gay/Homosexual/Lesbian
Shirly: How gay am I?
Carolyn: What do you mean?
Shirly: IDK. Just use the gay scale.
Carolyn: You're Lesbiflexible!
by arianne! August 18, 2010
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The Crunk Scale

A Scale Devised by sociopsycologist and rapper Lil' Jon to describe the magnitude of energy, or crunkness, at a party. Crunkness is rated on a ten point scale with 1 being the lowest. This scale is highly subjective, so what is crunk for some might not be for others.
Guy 1: Dude that party last night was a ten on the Crunk Scale!

Guy 2: no it didn't you dumbass, it was a 2!
by eseguety April 10, 2009
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Pussy Scale

Type: Adjective
Orgin: "The Best of Tiktok" by Call Me Carson
Definition: To be inferior than something else, especially when compared to something which is considered normal.
Bob: "Hey Tom look at my tower of cards."
Tom: "Bob, that's just three cards stacked. C'mon man, that's pussy scale."
by RidetheLonelyness April 13, 2021
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Ruben's scale

Ruben's scale is used in psychology to measure the level of slowness of a human being. When a person finds difficulties understanding or doing things the right way he is evaluated on Ruben's scale depending on how slow he is acting and according to stated average.
He is not getting it even after one hour of explanations. He scores 7.0 on Ruben's Scale.
by llame December 04, 2016
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The Dourif Scale

The scale on which someone's coolness is based, reaching from -100 to +100 Dourifs. 0 Dourifs is average. Named after the actor Brad Dourif, who is universally accepted as a cool and talented person.
Dude, you know Nick Griffin? I've heard he is one of 3 people in the world to rate at -100 on The Dourif Scale.
by Bassinator March 02, 2011
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boflichter scale

A logarithmic scale used to express how bofl something is. Normal values are 1-10, 10 being the most extreme.
<Stan> I'm a perfect 10 on the boflichter scale.
by BOLIVER February 02, 2003
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