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scatterbrain

n. A person, usually female, that makes no goddamn sense at all; *thinks* she has her shit together; doesn't employ logic and takes rather irrational approaches toward problem solving; and commonly does dumb shit.
Her dreams to become a sniper in the Army, her belief that having posed in a third-rate porno mag qualifies her as a "model", and the fact that she once traded a telephone for a baby to a known scatterbrain all indicated to me that *she* is a scatterbrain.
by Bro May 13, 2004
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dick sitter

One who pilots a crotch rocket or high-performance motorcycle. Used to describe the position in which rides actually sit on their reproductive organs rather than on their gluteous maximus.
"I saw a couple of dick sitter's polishing their bikes outside of starbucks yesterday."
by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005
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mongolian scatterbomb

a term where by a women is shagged in ever hole in a her body (2 X vagina, 2 X bumhole, 1 X mouth, 2 X hands) by 7 blokes.
victoria went to a her house one day where she was met by 7 blokes with erections, they then proceeded to give her a mongolian scatterbomb
by fergus1 October 23, 2006
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saterday night special

The Saterday night special is a joint rolling technique in which you use 3 papers to produce a large either cylindrical or cone shaped Marijuana cigarette.
Yo son, I just rolled the fattest saterday night special, lets go toke it in the treehouse!
by Billy hall July 3, 2006
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scatterfucked

adj. the end result of an overload of multi-tasking, a loss of brain function along with any concept of time, space, or location-often leaving the victim in a state of confusion, wondering where it all began............
I asked Josh to wash the car, and I guess he got all scatterfucked cuz now I can't find him....
by u dont know April 27, 2006
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Shattered McCrank

when a thin layer of shit is crusted on your asshole. As the day progresses, the shit hardens and shatters like glass.
AC forget to wipe, so at the end of the day, she got a shattered mccrank.
by bah like one dick print? June 4, 2012
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piss-sitter

Someone that sits down to pee.
Wtf dude, I aint no piss-sitter, I'm a typical male.
by Piss-stander November 28, 2006
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