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Can you sap the homework?
by smakthatbeyondddd November 29, 2016
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sap

someone or something that is extremely corny and or pathetic.
ex. 1: it's sap (corny and pathetic) to see a grown ass 23 year old STILL posting 11:11 wishes on his snapchat.

ex. 2: girls/boys who get back with their ex after they know they were cheated on are sap (pathetic).

ex. 3: horny 14 year olds that post freaky moods and porn on their snapchat stories are sap (corny).
by jothefaggo July 24, 2020
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Someone whose depression or sad behavior gets in the way of their social life; Making that person hard to deal with.

This word originated from a mix of the words "sad" and "person". If you have a friend who often talks to you about their sad life, again and again, they are being a sap. If your friend ruins the fun group's handout mood with their sadness, they are being a sap. If you find yourself doing these behaviors above, chances are you are being a sap. It's good to realize you are being a sap before you ruin friendships or annoy people.
"I love hanging out with Phill but sometimes he's such a fucking sap.
All Phill talks about is how sad and depressing his life is, he's a broken record.
Why can't we have a day where Phili doesn't vent about his problems?"

"Hey man, can I talk to you about how I feel without me sounding like a sap?"

"Of course, bro."
"Thanks, man. So I've been dealing with... and I feel... you know?"
"Shit man that's tough, if you need to talk more just let me know. Don't worry bro you're not being a sap right now. You just need to speak your mind during a tough hill in your life right now."
by Bad2Good November 2, 2020
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1. (A) When you are hit so overwhelmingly hard it sends your consciousness into the next dimension and sometimes the afterlife.

(B) A massive punch from a massive man that saps your brain and claps your cheeks dead.|

2. When Big Bob "The Beast Sapp" hits you with such a punch it's a wonder your head didn't fly off your shoulders.

3. When you are playing UFC 3 Undisputed and you get your asscheeks clapped by Bob Sapp. The Sapp. The Beast.

(B) When you attempt to go toe to toe with Bob Sapp and almost die then you wonder why you didn't consider the size of Bob Sapp. Look at the size of Big Bob Sapp, he looks like a Mike Tyson Punchout Boss.
1A "So I look down and Ernesto sticks his head out right as the 20 ton wrecking ball comes flying to the wall. When the ball went buy Ernesto's head just disappeared. That was it. Completely Sapped."

1B "Wow, yeah that's a Sappening if I ever seen one. Brutal.

2. My god, look at the SIZE OF BOB SAPP. Oh and he throws a hammer fist-OH , OH GOD. He's out. Sapped. Damn! Get Sapped. You just got sapped, Takayama.
by Razlo Black August 6, 2020
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You want to SAP wit me
by Number 1357 December 14, 2020
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butt sap

After cumming in an asshole, the mixture of cum and fecal matter, which then slowly leaks out of the anus.
"Man, this chick had mad butt sap after I was finished with her the other night."
by VaginaWoolf December 23, 2019
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Slow-Ass Person(s). Anyone, not necessarily senior citizen(s), who slow you down on the street, in a public place, or on the bus, train, ferry, or in a car, when you need to get somewhere in a hurry.
Mr. Weinstein, could you please tell Mr. Colavito that I'll be coming to work late? I have a SAP slowing me down on the ferry---if he doesn't move his butt faster, I'll miss the boat!
by pentozali December 11, 2012
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