samoan

Samoans are from the island of, what else, but Samoa. They are people that come over the class of a F.O.B. They are quite friendly at times, afraid of their parents as they give them hidings. All Samoans laugh at dry things. Actually, most Islanders do. Wait, make that ALL islanders do. Samoans are pretty strong and pretty competitive and LOVE their rugby. Although they are not that good, they enjoy it.

"Damn, that Samoan looks like my cousin!"

by bRaNdZz July 6, 2007

samoflan

A color, type of clothing, animal, food product, name of child, body part, a time of day, a state of mind when one is extremely stupid and/or high, and......... you!

The samoflan is round.

by Adam February 23, 2005

Samoan Flapjack

Eating someone's scrotal hair, fresh from the scrotum.

This morning, right before "The Other Half", I had a Samoan Flapjack.

by Mitch Weaver July 25, 2003

Samoan

Of Polynesian decent from SAMOA/AMERICAN SAMOA. Naturally funny people,naturally proud people, naturally big people and natural players. There are more SAMOANS/AMERICAN SAMOANS living in New Zealand, Australia and the USA than back home. Love to go to the States for 3 weeks then talk with a thick Yank accent for the next 20 years. Will never give you their real name and hold multiple passports and birth certificates. There is no such thing as a FULL BLOODED SAMOAN as they are either part Chinese, German, Tongan or American. The Samoan Language is so tainted by foreign influence that its actually HAMOA and not SAMOA. Who ever throws the biggest party or give the biggest donation to church is considered O FOR AWESOME. Not all SAMOANS are bad but its the bad ones that give them that sterotype.

Hey do you know a SAMOAN guy named Paris? I met him last night a a club. Oh his real name is TUI, after his dads favourite beer.

by kieran51 November 12, 2010

samoo

A nickname for a girl named Sammy. Samoos must be nice, caring, supportive, and very talented. Samoos are kind of like a second mom. They always tell you how good you did even in the smallest tasks. They never take credit for doing tasks no matter how big the task is. Samoos support you through everything and rarely start drama. If a Samoo sees drama, a Samoo stops drama. Samoos would never hurt you. Samoos are drop dead gorgeous, so if you see one, marry her on the spot.

"Wow is that Samoo?"
"Yeah she's even hotter in person!"
"I call dibs on Samoo"
"No way man no fair!"

by Joogia July 5, 2017

Samohot

Someone named Samovar, who is an extremely hot,attractive and overall Sexy person.

Samovar: What's Up Guys!
Fangirls: You're so Samohot!

Samovar: What's Up Guys!
Fangirls: You're so Samohot!

by Samovar April 2, 2021

Hairy Samoa

When a chick bites all of the ass hair around a guys bunghole & pulls it all out with one giant jerk of her neck...not be be confused with the Samoa Girl Scout Cookies which are just made from said ingredients

I just got a "Hairy Samoa" & now no more dingleberries!

by Beelze_Bob October 1, 2009