Dirty Sammichez 

it is when a you take a sandwich and rub it in your ass crack and then and rub it on the someones upper lip leaving a mustache

Damien said, it is time for lunch I think I will give her a dirty Sammichez.

Dirty Sammichez by Wilsonnewman January 9, 2015

Dubba Down Sammich

Commonly regarded in Tennessee as the most glorious gift of God since Slim Jims.

Hick: Well a'course god is real! If he ain't, who created dubba down sammiches!!

Me: uh, KFC?

Hick: Naw god done dun it thru KFC. Yuns best be a-findin' jesus and a dubba down sammich 'fur its too late!

Me: I would respond to that, but I seriously have no idea what you just said.

Dubba Down Sammich by the coolest hobo June 16, 2011

Peanut butter jelly sammich 

When your girl eats smucker’s jam out of your Anus while jerking you off with whole wheat bread

“Hey babe, can I get one of your world famous peanut butter jelly sammiches”?

Peanut butter jelly sammich by Penisbutterandjam October 12, 2018

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich 

When an obese woman’s fupa get sweaty from having sex, the mixture under her fupa makes a cream cheese like substance. The guy fucking her can then take 2 crackers, and rub them under her fupa. He then feeds her the Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich.

How did SHE pregnant? She had too many Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023

simmie

Only THE most kick ass chicka on the entire face of the planet!!!

Simmie is FUCKEN SEXI!!

OmG BeCky..did you see Simmie'z Butt..its like sooO BIG!

simmie by pEaNuT BuTTa February 2, 2008

sammich 

A sandwich made with love by a woman.

You haven't done anything productive lately, so here's a sammich!

sammich by jermybanana November 10, 2009

sammin 

when youre just going with the flow and chillin. pronounced like "salmon"

-"yo, what up mang?"
-"not much man, just sammin it up over at dubR's place"

sammin by Shakey Jake March 4, 2007