Texas Salsa

A sexual act in which menstrual blood,feces,and semen are mixed into one and then blasted up the female's anus
Conner:Hey Gertrude I wanna try doing Texas Salsa
Gertrude: OMG I've always wanted to have a disgusting mixture blasted up my ass
by Mr. Meme Dream Supreme June 16, 2020
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Salsa cuck

Watching your partner get hot and heavy with a Latin salsa partner while you watch from the sidelines.
I went dancing with my girlfriend but she found someone better than me. I got salsa cucked.
by SalsaCuckOG February 01, 2024
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Salsa & Shake

Fucking someone in the ass while they pour spicy salsa down your urethra

Salsa is referring to the salsa down the urethra and Shake to the butt fucking
Jeffrey : You wanna set up a Salsa & Shake someday?
Frank : sure, but who's getting the salsa and who's getting shooken?
Jeffrey : I'll take salsa!
Frank : sure! But we need to find some good spicy Salsa!
by HappyButtFucker June 24, 2024
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Salsa Sanchez

Sexual position similar to the "Dirty Sanchez" but preformed durring a womans menstrual cycle
My lady was on her period, so I had to give her a Salsa Sanchez last night.
by zombiacademy April 14, 2018
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salsa sniffer

A mexican guy or girl with a unusually large nose.
God damn, look at the salsa sniffer on that guys/girls face.
by zombieskull August 19, 2023
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salsa dinero

the incredible bond between the one they call mena (or salsa) and the one they call money (or teddy). nothing beats this bond. it has conquered the most evil of beings, including dragons, stevo, witches, etc. praised by the greek gods, and all other gods, as well as any and all of everything. it rules everything too which shows that its a boss, which it undisputedly is. honor this bond. it IS superior to you and overall is outright BETTER than you are or ever will be. informally called: s-d
the greek gods serve salsa dinero
by gramena October 17, 2010
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Chilean Salsa Bowl

(Noun)
-the act of shoving a chili pepper of your choice into your asshole
My shit hurt so bad you’d have thought I did a chilean salsa bowl lastnight.
by MooseDooey22 December 07, 2022
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