stripper sizzle

the unwanted burning sensation on your penis after sleeping with a stripper.

Dude Jimmy! I got a really bad case of the stripper sizzle from that night we went to the pink pony.

by mikey10toes August 26, 2010

stripper pits

When you are at a brothel and the girl in front of you forgot to shave under her arms.

"Did you see the stripper pits on that slut?"
"Dang! She really needs to shave!"

by Creepingdeath01 October 22, 2015

stripper wipes

Discreet moist towlettes used by a hooker or stripper as an integral part of the "trucker's shower" for the purpose of attempting to "cleanse" the vaginal area in less than 2 minutes in preparation for the next "gig" booked by a handful of horny 26 year old boys who saved 3 months of paychecks from their first real world job to pay for said nickel and dime hooker.

"Did you use the stripper wipes? I want to make sure I'm not contracting anything."
by wgray on Jan 6, 2014

by wgray January 6, 2014

stripper taxi

A dumb fuck that gives strippers a free ride. Hoping that he'll become her boyfriend.

Example: Stripper "hey babe I got off of work can you pick me up"

Dumb Fuck "uhhhhhh yeah sure! I'll drop everything I'm doing. I'll be there ASAP"

stripper taxi

Stripper "hey babe I got off of work can you pick me up"

Dumb Fuck "uhhhhhh yeah sure! I'll drop everything I'm doing. I'll be there ASAP"

by TrollingUndead January 31, 2014

stripper straps

when there is too much bra strap visibility.

Some shirts show too much stripper straps to wear to church or funerals.

by Fina__22 May 21, 2014

Stripper syndrome

When an individual acquires more than three comorbid STDs through sexual intercourse

That bitch ended up in the hospital preggo with triplets and when they did a pap smear on her vag it was like cream corn up in her biz so the docs told her ass, "bitch you got's stripper syndrome" now I know she ain't going through to varsity damn cheerleader got's stripper syndrome.

by Jonathan Gagen October 3, 2018

Stripper Pico

Pico is a newgrounds character. From both Pico's school and Friday Night Funkin', he's a boi many could make AU's out of due to his past experiences. Currently, he's about 20 years old in the lore of Friday Night Funkin', and is EX's with the game's main character, Boyfriend.

This is an AU in which Pico is a stripper at a nightclub. One of his best friends, Darnell, works a bartender there. Nene would bring Keith in one day and things go down from there!

Stripper Pico is an AU inspired by Magic Max and FridayNightFunkin's Pico, in which is 20.

by RoeyWonder February 14, 2021