by crumbones March 21, 2016
Cocktail made in a highball glass or old-fashioned glass consisting of equal parts, usually shots, of Vodka, Baileys, and Kahlua on the rocks (ice).
When you first get that feeling of a sore throat, head straight to your favorite bartender and order up a blind Russian or three and you will feel all better tomorrow!
by O-Penned-Mind September 06, 2014
by Friiedpickle78 November 05, 2021
Person 1:"Man, the Russians got their asses kicked last week
Person 2:"Don't you see you ignorant westoid, it was a brilliant Russian Feint, the invasion is preceding exactly as planned!"
Person 1:"They committed twenty divisions and half the VDV to it, and lost most of them."
Person 2:"Your point?"
Person 2:"Don't you see you ignorant westoid, it was a brilliant Russian Feint, the invasion is preceding exactly as planned!"
Person 1:"They committed twenty divisions and half the VDV to it, and lost most of them."
Person 2:"Your point?"
by paul6334 September 06, 2022
Bro 1: "Man you were a straight commie last night"
Bro 2: "What?"
Bro 2: "Going crazy of those Red Russians"
Bro 2: "What?"
Bro 2: "Going crazy of those Red Russians"
by steezyfool November 17, 2010
(noun) The act of finding the (barely) upside in a terrible situation. Usually used in a oxymoron type of way.
"Did you know that Detroit has twice the murder rate of Iraq?" asked Ben. "Here's the bright side, this means that Iraq, is halfway to democracy. This also means that if you live in Detroit, join the U.S. Army and get deployed to Iraq, your chances for survival just doubled. That's Russian Optimism."
by beeenjammin December 30, 2014
When you pour alcohol into a girls anus then insert you're penis and make a whirling motion like a tornado
Bra I gave this girl a Russian tornado last night I poured vodka in her ass and gave her the tornado
by Stupid Steve 69 May 10, 2016