Russian tiller

When your sister is so hairy, you feel obligated to defend her honor by getting drunk on vodka and giving reverse handjobs to your friends. Its mostly awkward because of the direct eye contact.

Kori's beaver went clear up to her nipples, so Ryan was happy to give us all Russian tillers down by the train bridge.

by Incarsr8 April 10, 2020

Russian Fishing

Using explosives to fish.

Also used in video games ie dropping c4 on someone from a roof etc....

" I love Russian fishing in BF4, they never see it comin' "

by MacDaddyTheo July 3, 2014

Wobbly Russian

You are taking your semi-erect penis and jacking it vigorously. Then, you take a shot of vodka and put it down your semi-erect penis hole before you cum into someone’s mouth, so they are drinking vodka while you are making it snow.

Lizzo didn’t want to fuck sober so I pulled a Wobbly Russian on her.

by Stumphugger69 February 25, 2020

Russian Winter

A term used by Armchair Historians, typically seen on Reddit or in uncivil Youtube Comment Sections.

Person 1: WW2...what can I say except I know everything about it from Oversimplified...
Person 2: What did you learn?
Person 1: Russian Winter lol

by Laurie Cathal November 20, 2020

Russian Ship

Russian ship, go fuck yourself
#freeUkraine

Snake Island - I'm a Russian warship
...
Chadkrainians: Russian Ship, go fuck yourself

by bigboipete February 28, 2022

Russian Optimism

(noun) The act of finding the (barely) upside in a terrible situation. Usually used in a oxymoron type of way.

"Did you know that Detroit has twice the murder rate of Iraq?" asked Ben. "Here's the bright side, this means that Iraq, is halfway to democracy. This also means that if you live in Detroit, join the U.S. Army and get deployed to Iraq, your chances for survival just doubled. That's Russian Optimism."

by beeenjammin December 30, 2014

Russian Army

An “army filled with corruption, lack of training, no will to fight, equipment older than your grandpa, and so incompetent that it will made zhukov throw a temper tantrums.

Dimitri: Dude ivan said he found a washing machine in Ukraine

Boris: nah he’s in the Russian Army you? He probably stole it from someones home

by Russian warship go fuck urself January 18, 2023