Landon Royer

A Landon royer is what you’d and if call a dick. He also fucks his anime pillows at night and always says good morning to them. If you have a Landon royer in you class I’m truly sorry for you he will have so called anger issues that will make him be a dick every chance he gets. Be careful these things are dangerous and to be weary around they can set off at any moment with nothing. Landon Royer ‘s are stupid assholes that are not going to make it past 8th grade so when you see one in the wild tell it to go fuck itself

Person 1: omg did you see that kid he just said “I’m gonna fart in your face at night when your asleep”

Person 2: little fucker what a “Landon Royer” dude can go fuck himself

Person 1: I second that

by Muffinfuck5000 June 9, 2021

www.ryderjamess.com

the hottest fanpage ever.

ryder: www.ryderjamess.com is the hottest fanpage period.

by dhdjjdhekwlw June 17, 2021

Ryder

Is probably literally a drug addict and likes to lie to people about his virginity and his grandmas death because apparently that's okay

Hey Ryder is giving free hits in the locker room

by Ju222222 May 3, 2018

Ryder

A gay farm boy who like to deny he's a farm boy who lives down at the ranch
-Gay
-Drugs bruh
-Hey man you better watch or I'll go and a murder you
He's probably in a gang and is pussy towards people without even knowing it (it's pretty funny)

Hey yo Ryder!
...What?
Down at the ranch
-saying that triggers him btw-

by An ugly quail January 23, 2018

Ryder

A very annoying little kid that cries all the time and always gets in your way

that kid is just like the ryder

by Faggotnigletbitch June 11, 2018

Ryder

Skinny penis

Girl: did you jack off ryder yesterday?
Girls friend: I couldn’t find his dick!

by bitchass392 February 7, 2018

Ryder

Full name: Ryder of cocks

a guy with pig nostrils who thinks he can fight but will pussy out if asked to. Some people are acting big and tough but deep down they know they are a pussy, but Ryder....he's mind is just a illusion

Ryder "i'll fucking bash you"
Smart asian guy "LETS GO MOTHAFUCKER ILL KILL U"
Ryder "wait my mom's calling me i have to go"

by Frixion fred March 14, 2019