Slatna roulette

"Slatna roulette" is a is a involuntarily lethal game of chance in which a player enters city of Rogaška Slatina and has a risk of getting his ass beat.

Or not.

You never know.

Or do you?

John: "Stan, how was you vacation in Rogaška?"

Stan: "Great. Although I was constantly nervous since I came into the city."

John: "How come?"

Stan: "I don't know. Somehow I had a feeling that everyone wants to kick my ass, although they were smiling to me a lot."

John: "Oh. Tourist agency didn't inform you, right?"

Stan: "Inform me what?"

John: "I believe you got away nicely. You participated in a game of Slatna roulette."

by Elč September 18, 2019

polite roulette

To offer assistance or to make a polite gesture in hopes of your assistance being declined.

I was playing polite roulette when I offered to help with the dishes.

by PaytonSwin October 22, 2019

Dad Roulette

Dad Roulette is when a husband invites his friends to gangbang his wife, all giving her a creampie. To maximize randomness, a funnel is placed in the wifes vagina and all the friends, and the husband, fill it up at once.

"I'm finally pregnant, but I don't know the father because of the dad roulette we did" says the wife. "John had the largest load, so its probably John" replies the husband.

by MasterOfWang July 9, 2020

Spunk roulette

Spunk roulette is played where you and 5 other friends all jizz into a cup and mix it into one sauce. You then proceed to roofie a girl and impregnate her with the mystery sludge. Each friend leaves dna evidence that they were at the scene and the loser will be announced in 9 months as a registered sex offender for the rest of their life after the police dna test the baby.

My friends and I played spunk roulette last year and now Thomas is a registered sex offender in the state of Alabama

by FreeSlobJobs March 19, 2021

Nutt Roulette

The act of cumming in another dude's urethra and having him have sex with a chick and ejaculating your cum and his cum into the woman to see who's semen will get her pregnant.

My buddy Josh played Nutt Roulette the other night with Cody to see who would get Veronica pregnant.

by CodySucksOffHomosexualMen247 July 8, 2022

Nigger Roulette

like Russian but instead of the gun you get a bowl of condoms and one has a whole in it, and instead of dying you have to pay child support

Tyrone- “Hey Marshawn why you got a child support bill in the mail”
Marshawn- “Lost a game of Nigger Roulette in 2008”

by animegeekOwO July 13, 2022

Parking Lot Roulette

Stepping into an elevator at the parking garage where you last left your car, only to realize you have no idea what floor you left your car on, typically after a long shift at work when all you want to do is be at home.

Akeem: Dam, work was hell today, I can wait to get home, what floor you on?

Semmi: Four, no wait, six, aww shit, looks like I’m playing Parking Lot Roulette

by menelaos June 17, 2009