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Retarded

People who prefer F.R.I.E.N.D.S. over How I Met Your Mother.

P.S. : the use of the word "retarded" is offensive to libtards.
Person 1: Hey did you read Nishu Imnotgoingtousesurnameforpettyreasons' argument on Quora about how FRIENDS is better than HIMYM?

Person 2: Oh yeah, don't bother, she's retarded.
by Machinist_in_your_penis September 12, 2019
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retarded monkey

1. Someone who has a plan which they consider great at the moment, but in retrospect, does not seem very good. Infact, it seems horrible.
2. A hilarious insult. Geared towards mentally ill apes and arangutangs, or more likely someone on that level.
1. "So, the Sarge said my plan had merit, but it was executed poorly."-Grif
"Bullshit, Sarge said were a retarded monkey."-Simmons
2. "Dude, you are such a retarded monkey, now how do I spell check?"-The Omega Master
by -The Omega Master February 8, 2005
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retarded barbies

retarded barbies are a fast growing social group of people found all over the uk. mainly retarded barbies also known as R.B´s are aged 16-19 and most commonly found in learning establishments such as schools and colleges, however R.Bs lack in intelligence and therefore use these buildings as a rest station between drinking days, to sober up.

generosity knows no bounds with these people, sharing everything from clothes to boyfriends.

you can recognise R.B´s easily by there fashion dress, they try to keep up with the latest fashions while tryin to customise it themselves which doesnt work making them fashion victims that look like gypsys.

although its a rareity, R.B´s do work,but its generally at a hotel doing "bar/waitressing work" but mostly they use D.A.D.D.Y as a personal banking service.

but all in all we salute you R.B´S, things wouldnt be the same without you
most of the female population of manchester that arent chavs!
by psychotic September 4, 2005
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Retarded blind frog

While you are tearing up some pussy from behind and you are about to reach your climax you spit on the bitches back. When she turns around you nut in her eyes kick her in both of the shins and watch her hop around into walls like a retarede blind frog.
climax nut pussy retarded blind frog
by Anthony Bunker August 29, 2009
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Helmet wearing retarded

Adjective describing ignorance or stupidity of such magnetude, that mental deficiency is the first suspect in its cause. Named after the infamous protective headwear used by special education students.
Dude, that's not just dumb, That's friggin' helmet wearing retarded!
by 1SPectre4U January 12, 2004
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Socially Retarded

A person that thinks facebooking, twittering, texting, and being glued to your phone is being social even though its the complete opposite.
John: (staring at his phone) I'm such a social person
Mark: When was the last time you talked to someone face to face? You are more like Socially retarded
by bilbobagg May 20, 2011
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