jenna roland

JENNA
O-M-G Chlo, answer me
Woah, wait until I tell you what I heard!
It's too FUCKED to type, this shit is ripe
Call back, I'll yell you every word

CHLOE
Jenna Roland calling
Ugh, Jenna Roland calling...
Jenna Roland calling...

Hey!

JENNA
Ohmygod- Ohmygod-
Okay, so!
At the end of last night's party
Very end of last night's party
Did you see Rich?

CHLOE
Oh I saw Rich

JENNA
So he's behaving hazy like a tweaking junkie
Flailing crazy like a freaking monkey

CHLOE
He's gotta learn to handle his high
Shouldn't drink so much for a small guy

JENNA
Right, but, he wasn't drunk

CHLOE
The hell you say, Jenna?

JENNA
Yo, he wasn't drunk!

CHLOE
The hell you say, Jenna?

JENNA
No! Because I heard from Dustin Kropp
That Rich had barely touched a drop
Which means that you can't blame the things he did on alcohol
It's just so terrible, I don't want to relive it all
But do you want me to tell you?

CHLOE
Spit it out! Spit it out!

JENNA
You really want me to tell you?

CHLOE
Spit it out! Spit it out!

JENNA
I'll tell you 'cause you are my closest friend!

CHLOE
No I'm not?

JENNA
Yeah, I know
But here's what happened at the party's end

Rich set a fire and he burned down the house! (Woah)
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house! (Woah)
I thought I was dreaming
Everybody was screaming!
When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house

So, Jenna Roland said Madeline told Jake...

by I've_McFallen August 9, 2017

Recovery roll

When someone crashes and fucks up bad but saves it with a sick ass recovery role

Guy 1 "dude you fucked up bad"
Guy 2: "nah dude I saved it with that sick ass Recovery roll"

by The only god FlexNugget October 18, 2019

buttered her roll

When a man pulls his penis out of a woman and ejaculates onto said woman's bent over ass. Yezzir.

John had doggie style sex with Jill. Then he pulled out and buttered her roll.

by Dritch1 May 6, 2015

CHING CHONG EGG ROLL

A RACIST CORONA TERM USED BY ALL THE COOL KIDS IN THE FOREST THAT SMOKE WEED AND SUGAR WHILST PLAYING ROBLOX

I like to ching chong egg roll

by BINGBONG CHICKEN LEG BIS February 9, 2020

ready to roll

Being the Up most savage in the room , the point In the night where u are no longer sober and are capable of running threw a brick wall with a giraffe on your back like a stealth bomber

Killed your 30th vodka red bull at 1130 pm and you put a giraffe on your back and send it straight for the the brick wall at this moment your a stealth bomber “ready to roll”

by Trizzology July 16, 2020

Siamese tootsie roll

Duck taping two or more people together after loading them up with shrooms and burritos causing them to shit themselves all over each other.

“Things got out of hand last night. I tripped shit on some shrooms with my buddies and ended up in a Siamese tootsie roll.”

by Stolen originality September 12, 2020

Rick and Roll

The act of jamming to the song "Never Gonna Give you Up" by Rick Astley

Person 1: "What are you doing bro?"
Person 2: "Come join, let's Rick and Roll !"

by King H4rsh May 16, 2021