Roatan

Roatan is the largest of the three islands that make up the Bay Islands located off the northern coast of Honduras. The other two islands are to the East: Guanaja and to the West Utila. Roatan is 37 miles long and less than 5.0 miles wide at its widest point. The island has two municipalities the easternmost one is know as Jose Santos Guardiola and the westernmost one known as Roatan. The three main cities are Coxen Hole, French Harbour and Oak Ridge; Coxen Hole is the capital city and largest city on the island. West End is the tourist centre of the island. Roatan is very mountainous, with beautiful white sandy beaches with blue clear crystal waters. The island is conveniently located near the barrier reef in the Caribbean Sea second largest worldwide after Australia's Great Barrier Reef; making it great for scuba diving. Roatan is also famous for it's breathtaking sunsets.

English is widely spoken on the island, because of it's history as a former British Colony from 1550 to the 1700's. Spanish is also spoken. Ethnic groups on the island include:- Whites (of British descent), Blacks, Garifunas, Hispanics ( from the mainland) and Miskito Indians. Both the Garifunas and Miskito Indians have each their own dialects which the speak. Roatan has an International Airport, and also a daily ferry to La Ceiba the Galaxy Wave; weekly Cruises arrive in Roatan: Carnival Cruise Lines, Costa Cruises, Royal Caribbean, and Norwegian Cruise Lines.

Roatan is awesome.

Roatan has some of the most beautiful beaches in the world.

by V Prodigy July 2, 2009

Robot Jones

Some robot from "Whatever happened to Robot Jones?" Who sounds boring when saying certain things like "nnnoooo" or "aaahhh"

Hey whats up Robot...*slash* YEOWCH!!

by Bone September 2, 2003

robot in the ceiling

(1) A comment that when taken in context makes little to no sense.

(2) A non-sequitur

(3) An answer to a question that was not asked

(In a DJ booth at a radio station)
Matt: "All the equipment's supposed to be new right?"
Alex: "Yeah, there used to be a robot in the ceiling."
Matt: "I just meant how all the equipment's supposed to be new."

by barthooper91 November 19, 2010

awkward robot

Similiar to the awkward turtle, the awkward robot shows up when things are getting uncomfortable. Generally played by a third person witnessing the scene, the awkward robot moves their arms in a slow, mechanical, chopping motion while swaying from side to side. Bonus points for saying "Awkward Robot" in a robot voice.

J. Dog: "Dude! I scored with the hot red head from the Steak and Shake last night!"

Ronnie: "Hey you A-wipe, that's my sister!!!!"

Sadie: "oooo... awkward robot." (makes awkard robot motion)

by J. Dog June 25, 2007

robot

A man who is very strong and emotionless, or at least not showing emotion at the time. Robots usually seem to appear violent, even while not doing anything. Although listed as an insult, it is also a compliment. This is usually used by punk/rock people.

Holy shit, that guy's a fuckin robot!

by steve April 2, 2004

Robapalooza

An annual festival occuring in West Allis, WI. It is celebrated on February 29th during Leap Years or on February 28th in non-Leap Years. The main premise of the festival is the overindulgance of alcohol all the while frequenting popular drinking establishments in the Milwaukee area.

I think my liver is going to fail after this year's Robapalooza.

by Theodore Hoofington March 2, 2008

Robot Unicorn Defenestration (RUD)

Robot Unicorn Defenestration (RUD)

The strategy of chatting your friends on facebook in the hopes of making them lose control of their unicorn on Robot Unicorn Attack and getting a less than desirable score for one of their rounds.

One person, "Hey you suck at Robot Unicorn Attack"
Addict to Robot Unicorn Attack "NO ITS NOT MY FAULT HE USED Robot Unicorn Defenestration (RUD) AGAINST ME!!!!!!"

by Chazzaroni December 20, 2010