nostril reed

A nostril reed is a booger lodged in your nose that makes a tone every time you breathe in or out of your nose. The word alludes to the saxophone or clarinet reed which, when blown through, makes a beautiful tone. The nostril reed is not often a source of pride, however.

I didn't get any sleep last night because Tim's nostril reed was honking all night long!

by wikileaksrocks2 March 18, 2011

tyler reed

The best person anyone could ever met and only has his heart on one girl and it the cutest thing ever

Omg i am in love with Tyler reed

by Tuckerbabyboobear December 14, 2017

kyle reed

An anime loving, procrastinator who thinks he’s the top dog. if you find a Kyle Reed you’ll need to be aware because he’s act likes better than you 100% of the time

Person 1: You’re such a Kyle Reed

Person 2:I know

by 50Shadesofblue May 5, 2019

browning reed

A Korean sexual practice that involves the eating of the ass (항문을 핥는) followed by a sensual clarinet glissando performed by the ass-eater (갈색 혀를 가진 사람).

Mike: Dude, why does your clarinet smell so weird?

Jun Ho: Brooo, my bad, J and I have been really into browning reed lately. I'd tell you to try it, but you're not Korean so go fuck yourself.

by brownreed August 18, 2019

Lou Reed

David Bowie's first boyfriend; first love

he also kind of looks like frankensteins monster BUT ONLY SOMETIMES all the other times he just looks sexy

"Well, Bowie did fuck Mick Jagger and was codependent to, married to, and had his ashes spread at a vacation home he shared with Iggy Pop, but his first gay music industry snag was Lou Reed."
"I thought Freddie Mercury was the only gay musician"
"would you shut the fuck up"

by IjustgotrailedbyMickKarn May 12, 2022

Reed

adj. short name for ridiculous

Henry: Yo Riley I am naked and eating!
Riley: Dude, you're actions are so reed.

by Nika is crazy! March 21, 2009

reed

A guy who jokes about a girl, but is actually very serious about her. Generally very smart, and has lots of acne. Not good at sports, but always makes people laugh.

"You see that guy? He's such a Reed"
"That lucky girl"

by tehbanaynay June 3, 2014