Schizo Report

For when someone pings for teamer support on a roblox battlegrounds game, but nobody is fighting or getting jumped.

"I thought our help was needed?"

"Nah, it's just a schizo report."

by simplytuvo August 22, 2025

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howlett report

The vet's medical-diagnostic statement about the overall health of your prize huntin' hounds.

Backwoods hippie: Well, the vet's howlett report gives my dogs a clean bill of health, so I reckon they're all ready for the spring huntin'-trials.

by QuacksO March 22, 2017

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False reports

What I do everyday

Player 1: how do u play this game
Me: bro it’s that obvious ima report u
Player 2: u can’t report someone for not knowing how to play

Me: I don’t care
player 3: hey stop doing false reports

by JDMF February 11, 2024

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A personal project report is a shitty report done 3 hours before you hand it in. It comprises of spelling errors, forged dates and dead lines, and fake emails written by you to you. It is the shittiest report you will ever write (if you are an IB student) and honestly, most of us procrastinate getting it done, using the six months they give us to do anything other than the report and using the week before to complete the fucking report, that IB may or may not even read :D

Student 1: did you finish the Personal Project Report yet?
Student 2: I haven't even finished strand i of A.

Student 1: It's due tomorrow...
Student 2: I know.

by ifyckinghateibohmygodpleaseKMS November 27, 2022

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