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Self Report

A term from Among Us,a popular game made in 2018,which means for an Imposter to kill a Crewmate and report the body right after to pretend they found a body.However,this term has reached outside of Among Us,in the meaning of someone accusing a person of doing/being something,despite the fact that the person accusing the other person also doing/being whatever they are accusing the other person.
In Among Us:
Cyan:I found a body in Navigation

Red:Body was reported too fast after the round started.This is probably a self report.

In other uses:

Commenter 1:(saying something that would imply they're unemployed)

Commenter 2: Holy unemployed🥀

Commenter 3: @Commenter2 Bro self reported😭🚡
by sadbartsimpsonreal October 17, 2025
mugGet the Self Reportmug.

Roblox report system

Useless report system that uses AI
The Roblox report system never works lol
by TheBludgeonOfDeath July 19, 2024
mugGet the Roblox report systemmug.

Blocked and reported

The act in which someone blocks and spam reports another person trying to get them banned on Xbox because they are not valued as a friend and can see when they are not wanted
“I do value you as a friend
BLOCKED AND REPORTED
by Wild Warren December 13, 2020
mugGet the Blocked and reportedmug.

LCPS weather report

a stupid thing in LCPS,every morning there will be one and giving some useless information.
good morning,welcome to LCPS weather report,we will be checking on the weather today......
by MTR GUY September 28, 2023
mugGet the LCPS weather reportmug.

STD Report Card

the official medical report listing that an individual has been tested for various STDs and the results of those tests.
Bill had his STD Report Card approved by Sally before they engaged in sexual activity. Sally made sure that Bill's STD Report Card listed that he was disease free.
by 月月 April 24, 2014
mugGet the STD Report Cardmug.
Already knew and her response to being told that they were fucking was "That's none of your business." But you wouldn't be saying that of the genders were swapped and the behavior of the higher-ups I would tell would indicate that THEY already knew. There was no one for me to tell, the people I would tell had it out for me, and I was fired for not doing it sooner.
Hym "The person I would theoretically report it to already knew. And this was not a business decision is was and is a publication made. I'm publishing papers. You are stealing it because is it better than anything you could manage to generate with your mentally retarded mind and for no other reason. THE ONLY BUSINESS DECISION BEING MADE HERE... Is the one to STEAL FROM ME! Those are the 2 decisions being made. One to steal from me and the other to allow it. If I can't get to one of you I CAN get to the other."
by Hym Iam September 24, 2025
mugGet the The person I would theoretically report it tomug.

report card tits

A description of small boobs by small boob lovers.
I like report card tits A's are awesome B's are best C's can make your day but D's are disappointing
by Hotmustardnipples December 4, 2023
mugGet the report card titsmug.

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