Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse (DEVR)

A baffling medical condition caused by overexposure to the Emmy nominated hit show starring Michael C. Hall.

This debilitating disorder affects people of all age, race, gender and sexual orientation and is most common in those who neglected to watch episodes when they actually aired on Showtime. Most victims instead chose to watch all 42 episodes at once in a short window of time on a Mac or a PC. Initial symptoms include nausea and vomiting, but can lead to more serious conditions such as Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse. Call your doctor right away if DEVR or any attributed symptoms persist beyond 24 hours.

"Ok, well it looks like I'll get started on this Dexter phenomenon everyone is talking about"...

(Two Days Later)

"Ok, well season one and two were wonderful and now I'm ready for season three"...

(24 Hours Later)

"Ok, well now I'm officially caught up with the show"..
"I guess I'll just have to wait for each new episode to air on television each week"...

(Beginning Stages of Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse (DEVR)

"FUCK! I JUST CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! BAD THINGS ARE GONNA HAPPEN MAN! BEFORE I WAS ABLE TO KEEP WATCHING EPISODES BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK AND NOW I GOTTA WAIT A FUCKING WEEK?! FUCK THIS SHIT! I CANT WAIT! I GOTTA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TRINITY IS UP TO MAN! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!

(Nearly all hope lost, desperately needs help at this point)

by Sargeant Doakes November 4, 2009

browser's remorse

The regret you feel when you've either:
Wasted too much time browsing the net, Facebook stalking, pinterest and now you feel unproductive and wasted all your free time.
Googled something you wished you didn't i.e. If you google blue waffle you will have browser's remorse.
Accidentally clicked on internet explorer and now have to wait for it to finish loading so you can close it and open an actual browser.
The regret of not having bought something you spotted the day before and now you can't stop thinking about it or lost out on a great deal.

"I've been in bed in the whole morning now I have browsers remorse."
"Man I've got serious browser's remorse...I thought Dirty Sanchez was that Mexican cowboy cartoon character."
"Yeah you dingus! if you wanna be a cheapass don't try to infect me with your browser's remorse tomorrow"

by Draken-Savage (JHB) May 8, 2017

Burn Remorse

The act of burning someone real bad, but then feeling kind of bad about it, even possibly trying to retract, or apologize for the joke...

Burn Remorse: nice shoes, you stupid idiot...............actually those are nice shoes, just kidding, I'm sorry. I still like you.

by Moneyhans April 16, 2015

Test taker's remorse

The feeling you get after you take a test or quiz and realize you made some costly mistakes.

I suffered from a nasty bout of test taker's remorse after that Calculus quiz.

by Cummy worm June 8, 2016

night traveler's remorse

when you drink a glass of something before you take a piss to speed up the process

if the piss won't come out just recount the night traveler's remorse and finish quickly

by pillcutter October 30, 2021

Repairman's remorse

The inconvenient time off from work a person takes to wait for a repairman who often never comes anyway. repair, repairman, repairman syndrome,brokedown, broke, repairman, plumber, air conditioner, handyman, holiday, vacation, time off, fix, fix-it man, appliances, tv, time off, work, job, lost productivity, cable guy

I definitely have repairman's remorse, I've been sitting here all day and the repairman still has not shown up.

by joecoolthefool July 5, 2017

GPT Remorse

When you write your homework longhand, because you don’t want people to know you used ChatGPT.

"Yo, I totally had ChatGPT remorse last night. I had the AI draft my essay, but then I rewrote it in my own handwriting 'cause I didn't want my prof to think I was capping about doing my own work." -ChatGPT

by Poppet25 November 19, 2023