redder than the devils dick

Redder than the devils dick refers to the ultimate form of being stoned. To where your eyes turn so red the devil gets jealous of the shade of red on your eyes

Yo I bro are you stoned?
How'd ya tell?
Your eyes are redder than the devils dick!

by ku klux klown leader June 22, 2020

above Reddit's paygrade

Term used on advice subreddits to indicate that the OP's issue is something that Reddit is wholly unsuited for resolution of and that should really be referred to a lawyer or a therapist.

"The trauma caused by you walking in on your wife getting throat-fucked by a circus clown is really above Reddit's paygrade. You should see a therapist."

by BakedBeanBreville December 24, 2019

Reverse Redditor

When someone bullies you for not liking Fortnite but is still retarded

michael: JUSTIN, YOU BETTER LIKE FORTNITE OR ELSE ILL KEEP SHITTING ON YOU
Justin: michael, shut the fuck up, youre acting like the cringey 12 year olds you fucking Reverse Redditor

by Crudin June 2, 2020

Reddit

A time travel portal for Digg users.

Digger user A wishes to see what's going to appear on the front page so Digg user A visits Reddit.

by TheRedditime May 20, 2010

Reddit

It's like a place where the entire site consists of Amazing Atheists and people who somehow think Obama was a glorious person and would gladly suck his cocktail every day. It's like San Francisco politics in a website where people just circlejerk each other.

Reddit community.
Obama was such a human and great president.
-oh gawd yes Obama was such a great man I love him and wish he could president again.

Redneck blue collar man. Fuck your Starbucks aND your prius driving bitches!

by Hitlerwasthelasthope July 28, 2019

Reddit

The people there really like the number 69 and 420. They are very immature

Oh 69 HeHeHeHeHeHeHeHe -the people of Reddit

by Coolmango October 14, 2019

reddy

getting what you want from people by using a sly smile and people pleasing. telling anybody everything they want to hear for personal attachment.(mainly used in north florida). an art form for always being reddy with funny perfect remarks.

this guy is really nice and interesting- you just got reddyed.
reddy for anything
born reddy
im already reddy already
reddy willing and able

by pissy sissy November 16, 2010