Reading Hole

A place one goes to in order to satisfy one's reading needs/urges. The term can be seen as a portmanteau of 'watering hole' and 'reading place'. It can refer to RL (real life) places like a local favorite public library, or online places like a beloved blog or website like Dear Blank Please Blank.

Guy1: "Damn! Riverbend's gone underground! There goes my favorite reading hole..."

Guy2: "That sucks. I loved Baghdad Burning too."

by theantichrist81 March 3, 2011

Reading is Tech

"Reading is Tech" is what one says when they see they did / said something dumb that could have been avoided if they had simply read the relevant reading.

Oh crap, I didn't see that I wasn't supposed to do that*, reading is tech.

* When referring to doing the wrong homework assignment

by INeverRead April 27, 2013

Redender

Its a word that one girl in particular always says when they have a major speech problem and they also say I'm finna and so on

Redender that one time or I'm finna kill you

by Jfgkhlhkhpj March 25, 2019

the Redden

the redden is the act of penetrating someones sphinkter until it goes 'red', resulting in a deep rectal brusing, making life hard, especially after indian cuisine

Gary Brinkworth just copped a massive redden last night, consequently he has shat himself all day

by matthew king June 10, 2004

code reading

This is what psychics do to you on their séances. Trying to make some sort of connection between you and your significant other by saying some words and asking you: "Does that make any sense to you?"

Code reading example: I've got sb giving me the name Charles is anybody here who knows sb by the name of Charles?

by le1 February 28, 2008

Power-reading

To read an extremely large document in a very short amount of time. Time to page ratio: one page a minute. If you are really pressed for time: two pages a minute.

It was 1:00 p.m. and I just realized that I had a 38 page reading assignment for my class at 2:00. I found myself power-reading so fast that my vision went black for a second.

by Charger 69 & Patches February 16, 2010

reading braille

when you go up a chicks shirt and carress her soft boobs, makeing her nipples hard.

i was reading braille all last night with dorothia. she is so fine, and her boobs were wonderful.

by Robert Saggot January 18, 2006