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Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin (b. Oct 7, 1952) is a Russian mob boss who has been the dictator of the Russian Federation since 1999. From 1999-2008, he referred to himself as "President." Then, from 2008-2012, referred to himself as "Prime Minister," before declaring himself "President" again in 2012. His tenure has seen constant warmongering, notably with the neighboring countries of Georgia, Ukraine, and Kazakhstan, the killing of political opponents (with the Kremlin claiming that they "committed suicide", as well as the "mysterious" deaths of Russia's heads of industry, the infamous oligarchs, and their businesses being absorbed into the Russian government. Due to Putin essentially rewriting the rules in order to become dictator for life, and him essentially being able to tap into the government/oligarch money whenever he wants and for whatever purpose, it has led some to believe he might secretly be the richest individual on Earth, having a net worth technically far more than that of famous business figures in the Western world, such as Bill Gates, Elon Musk, and Warren Buffett. His net worth may even be over a trillion US dollars, which would make him significantly wealthier than Elon Musk, the wealthiest public figure on Earth, as of writing.
If you want further proof that Vladimir Putin might secretly be the richest person in the world, look no further than pictures of his many private jets, as well as his Black Sea palace.

Russia is the world's largest and most powerful mafia state, and that effectively makes Vladimir Putin the most powerful mob boss on the planet.

Vladimir Putin is a strange looking man.
by This is my handle okay August 27, 2025
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Putin i originally known as the president in Russia. But this putin is different. This can be used in any argument at the time because of the war in Russia.
putin deez nuts in your mouth

put - in deez nuts in your mouth
by henriksengusrudsen March 23, 2022
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Alabama Putin

A dish of a fascist's head toppled with truffle butter and cheese.
Girl : I'd sure go for a Alabama Putin right now!

Guy : You know,, it's not because he's bare chested all the time that it's exciting 🤷🏻 ♂️
by AlabamaBaby May 27, 2022
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Vladimir Putin

A well known medical writer and author in the late 19th century. He became well known as the author of "The relatonship of insanity to masturbation," published during the late 19th century along varieties of articles concerning masturbation.
"Vladimir Putin contributed alot in the field of masturbation sciences."
by kitten fingers June 19, 2022
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a motherfucking bitch that wants to gain power and lies to his own soldiers
putin: you will be in training across the Ukraine border
also putin: and by training i mean war
by RedDef March 4, 2022
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Putin

The president of Russia since 2012 to present as of 2021.
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by the random. October 28, 2021
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Putin

Stupid idiot. Used when you want to say that hes/shes extremly mean and crazy.
Person 1: I really hate her
Person 2: Yeah, shes just as mean as Putin.
by valle3 March 10, 2022
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