Putin

Absolutely based guy and the last global leader defending traditional Christian civilisation.
President of Russia, framed as a dictator in Europe/ the US, besides enjoying higher approval rates than any of the effeminate Western leaders.

Rides bears shirtless while wielding AK-47s. Makes blue-haired teenage girls from California scream in rage, as he enforces laws banning LGBT-propaganda. Truly a delight when compared to clowns like Trudeau or Sleepy Joe.

Hating on Putin because the screen people tell you to is a classic cope, my guy!

Who saved those children from a burning building again? - Why, Putin, of course!

*Western girl, tired of weak men*: "If only my boyfriend was more like Putin.."

by Raaf de Dikste January 3, 2023

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Sexy mf that Sophia is in love with. def doesn't have a discombobulated head. and FOR SURE he was born at a zoo.

Sophia: Putin is so hot
Elina: Frick no
Putin: OHYEAHHH
Elina: kys both of you

by Elinuka April 16, 2023

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LAL PUTIN

puttin ur dick in the lock

"jack's lal putin for me bitch"

by HHH&MMM December 9, 2023

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Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin refers to when a dude attacks another guy because they are jealous of their superior penis size.

John Vladimir Putined Joe because his dick was an inch bigger than John’s.

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

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po͞o-tin
noun
A short irritating throbbing red turgid pustule full of pus usually found near the opening of the rectum, that if not popped will spread to other parts of the body, causing painful eruptions. Common in areas with poor hygiene and primitive dictatorships.

Years of drunken late night Tinder dating had left a series of festering putin in the shape of an "A".

by Einar137 September 16, 2023

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