Southern term meaning that one cannot accomplish the goal ahead because a similar goal is holding him or her back. "Can't win for losing."
Jim Bob: Hell I wanna start worshin' them 'maters but I keep findin' bugs in them corn I'm tryin' ta shuck!
Jeb: Boy you can't toot for pootin'!
Jeb: Boy you can't toot for pootin'!
by Jackalman April 14, 2009
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Ben: "Dude, why is your arm hair so crusty?"
Josh: "It's the Devil's Potion. That's the last time i beat off in the shower!"
Josh: "It's the Devil's Potion. That's the last time i beat off in the shower!"
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an all class gangsta in my books. dis homie B rollin up da' G's like i aint even got no hook in yo ass fasheezy!
IT b like pootie-tang say SAH DAH TAE!
pootie-tang the kinda man that you uh, just wanna know betta ya sayin?
when i wipe my butt i use the same kind of venezualian tissue paper that pootie-tang does.. he's that special.
pootie-tang the kinda man that you uh, just wanna know betta ya sayin?
when i wipe my butt i use the same kind of venezualian tissue paper that pootie-tang does.. he's that special.
by the parsh February 2, 2003
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72hrs girlfriend says "Oh 72hrs I'll send you nudes" 72hrs responds with "Send father of altruism that poutine"
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