Balls in the Pudding

This idiom is a combination of the proverb "the proof of the pudding is in the eating" (typically shortened to "the proof is in the pudding") and the popular misconception of the saying "balls to the wall". Its meaning is derived from the two. It is used to express putting every effort into attaining a goal. The proof of ones balls, as they say, is in the pudding. The invoking of pudding implies that one's testicular fortitude can therefore be quantified; to go balls in the pudding, one must take quite a risk. A proper use of "balls in the pudding" only occurs when one stands to lose or gain a great deal based on a single decision.

-You're going nil on this last hand of spades? What if you fail? You're so far behind already!
-I know, but if you win this game it's over anyway. I've got to go balls in the pudding.

by RedRidingHood April 7, 2009

pussy puddle

the juices left on a surface after a woman has been sexually excited and her vaginal secretions oozed through her clothing

Dude, i was makin out with that chick on your couch and she left a pussy puddle on the cushion.

by the_blind_owl February 22, 2010

Sticky Toffee Pudding

When you enjaculate onto your pubes and it gets all sticky and sets.

OMG, I got sticky toffee pudding last night so bad!

by CodeMunkie March 23, 2009

Christmas Pudding

When you defecate down someone's chimney and wait for them to turn their fireplace on, to the smell of a burning boulder.

Commonly done at Christmas time.

Daniel: Holy shit, do you smell that?

Florence: Yeah, looks like someone's given you a Christmas Pudding, probably Santa.

by Toffian February 4, 2010

Puddle Pirates

Any member of the US Coast Guard. Used because the Coast Guard doesn't operate in deep water; usually close to the shore and in lake and rivers.

Why must you be 6'6'' to join the puddle pirates? If your boat sinks, you can walk to shore.

by mighty mighty SEALtone August 30, 2013

Panty Pudding

the vaginal sludge that accumulates in a girl's underwear (especially if she works on a road crew all day)

You should wash your panty pudding out before it gets crusty and sticks together, babe.

by Skankbone November 25, 2013

nigga puddle

A nigger puddle is any puddle found containing the remains of a black man having been shot or stabbed. They often are red with blood and usually contain an unidentifiable black man without his wallet or shoes. These puddles are often the results of a drive by or murder by opposing gangs.

I was walking down the street smoking weed, and when I looked down I was hardly startled by the nigga puddle beneath me.

by mysteriousnesss November 5, 2009