pudding creeper

A Relatively creepy person who is upsetting by their vibe

The man in the van was a total pudding creeper

by Bignastytaters November 19, 2013

Shitmas Pudding

The state of excrement after it has been placed into a bowl, mashed up into a lumpy putty-like substance, melted in the microwave for five minutes and frozen over night. It is often enjoyed with truffle butter as a dessert on Christmas day.

Person A: So, what did you have for dessert on Christmas Day?
Person B: The wife prepared us all some Shitmas Pudding, it was scrumptious!
Person A: .....

by Ignatius Butterworth April 5, 2016

Demon pudding

Super hot, lava like, diarrhea. Sometimes explosive

Jake: are you coming over or not? Me: sorry man, had to much hot sauce on my eggs this morning, now I have a bad case of the demon pudding.

by SauerCrouse51 August 26, 2017

nana pud

Banana pudding

I had some vivacious nana pud for my birthday

by TheRealUggy October 11, 2018

Summer Pudding

Sex with a sweaty, unwashed prostitute in a back seat of a hot car in a rest area.

I’m so horned up I could go for some summer pudding.

by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019

Sponge Pudding

Fucking a monstrously fat chick in the ass.

T:"Hey J, your sponge pudding is waiting for you behind the dumpster."
J:"Cheers"

by TreacleJC April 4, 2019

pudding roll

A sexual act, typically occurring in prison, involving several stages.
1) The aggressor wraps his member in cellophane, and anally violates the recipient (who is usually a rotund individual), usually after meal time, so that a large amount of fecal material is present.
2) The aggressor then removes the feces-coated cellophane, and inverts it, creating a "roll", filled with "pudding", which he then squeezes out, in a fashion similar to a cake decorator, to create emojis for the recipient's amusement.
3) The recipient then consumes the "pudding", while quoting Bill Cosby Jello pudding pop commercials

Greg hasn't been the same since Will fed him a pudding roll. Now he stares at the wall, and doesn't say anything until you show him a smiley face, then he just yells out, "It's so rich and creamy!"

by Dickshunairy April 19, 2018