Pud Tugging

The act of pulling on one's "member" to create enjoyment.

I would have answered the phone, but i was too busy pud tugging to your sister's picture.

by jmc1321 August 5, 2009

Sponge Pudding

Fucking a monstrously fat chick in the ass.

T:"Hey J, your sponge pudding is waiting for you behind the dumpster."
J:"Cheers"

by TreacleJC April 4, 2019

Drama Pudding

When two or more people are going back and forth with each other, and you're an innocent bystander, this is what you relax and enjoy. Tastes kind of like vanilla, and the bigger the bowl, the better. Best enjoyed on a lawn chair.

Person A: You're such an asshole, why'd you say that about my girlfriend?
Person B: It's all true, she's a fucking whore and sleeps around!
Person C: -unfolds lawn chair- Mmmmmm.. anyone else want some of this delicious Drama Pudding?

by Billeh Goat August 23, 2009

pudding pusher

1. The act of anal intercourse.
2. When having anal sex, the thrusting pushes the poop or 'pudding' back up the anal cavity.
3. Pushing along the hershey highway.
4. Fudgepacking

"After this picnic, my boyfriend and I have a long night of pudding pushing to do."

"Wow, my butt is sore, i really had my pudding pushed last night."

"My friend is a total pudding pusher, thats the way he blows his load."

"I think he's gay...he's got to be a pudding pusher."

by amandaul October 20, 2014

pudding creeper

A Relatively creepy person who is upsetting by their vibe

The man in the van was a total pudding creeper

by Bignastytaters November 19, 2013

Shitmas Pudding

The state of excrement after it has been placed into a bowl, mashed up into a lumpy putty-like substance, melted in the microwave for five minutes and frozen over night. It is often enjoyed with truffle butter as a dessert on Christmas day.

Person A: So, what did you have for dessert on Christmas Day?
Person B: The wife prepared us all some Shitmas Pudding, it was scrumptious!
Person A: .....

by Ignatius Butterworth April 5, 2016

Summer Pudding

Sex with a sweaty, unwashed prostitute in a back seat of a hot car in a rest area.

I’m so horned up I could go for some summer pudding.

by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019