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Private prayer 

A priest puts a childs on an upside down cross. Then puts his holy spear down the childs thoat .He proceeds to releases his holy seed on the childs face and ends with a prayer so said child can be forgiven for his sins
Me and the pope had to give the boy a private prayer cause he was not behaving.

private security 

when you have a 185mm nuke up someone elses ass
private security by Cody5050 January 12, 2021

private jet 

Best Place you’ll ever find to get it on. Perfect privacy and the only people on board are the ones you invited. Be prepared, it will be the ride of you life… and not just the plane ride.
Fuck in a private jet ain’t nowhere safe now
private jet by SmartBxi123 September 2, 2021

private soda 

when you get robbed but not really robbed, $4 worth
“Did you hear what happened?”-Christina
Fernando just got private soda’d!” -Ryan
private soda by blue_boxers008 September 27, 2021

Private Joker 

When you mix up information on purpose just to confuse someone. This verb is inspired by the main character from Full Metal Jacket, directed by Stanley Kubrick between 1985 and 1987.
My best friend just loves to Private Joker me. It's so annoying, Jesus Christ...

private story kind of guy 

Eww what are you looking at you really are a private story kind of guy