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munchausen by presidency

When Complainer-in-Chief's compulsive need for continuous media attention causes him to then claim: 1. The media is the "Enemy of the People" and out to smear my "good" name, 2. He is the victim of someone he hired/nominated, 3. He is the victim of some hot mess or drama he created, 4. He is "The only one" able to fix anything and everything wrong in America then hurls blame in every other direction when he can't.
Stay tuned for more on this breaking story "Munchausen by Presidency"... WH reports fire in West Wing...man seen here holding large hose between legs - apparently dousing flames, single-handedly extinguishing blaze. "White House goes down in flames" Drone footage someone hiding behind South Lawn shed, digging, 2 gas cans seen nearby. Perp seen fleeing in pink robe, flat orange beret. Another in 5" pumps.

WH tweet "Using very large hands, and huuuge hose, to extinguish very hot fire, huuge flames - sizzingling, bigly, very hot flames." Smoke alarms blare like copter blades in newly-released 9-1-1 recording, man bellowing, "House was on fire..it was. It's out now. I am the only one who can extinguish a fire this size. It was uuuuuuge. I can put it out though. I did it ...by myself. I'm very strong. Flames fear me. Not like last resident. Most people don't know how thick my hose is. It pumps enough to douse any sized flame. There was one I couldn't put out easily myself though; it was hot...some say I am hot! ...I won't argue. A bright orange nest of hairspray landed on me. All of my dear friends arrived just in time...they extinguished that one - wasn't very big. Very special people --porn stars. Always there when I need a leak... I mean, a hand. Wait...ok good talking to you. Breaking FoxNews coming on now - gotta go watch"
by Ladyjanenc December 3, 2018
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pv president

a pressure-valve president is a president that acts as a 'pressure release valve' for government lobby groups to deter pent up resentment of voting citizens towards the direction a country is or has been moving.
Trump supporters are now content enough to allow the powers that be to continue with corruption, just enough pressure has been released from the voting class that any current or future uprisings are quelled, all thanks to PV President Trump.

President Trump is a PV President, just look at all these MAGA hat-wearing supporters their rights are more infringed on now than under Clinton, Bush or Obama yet they refuse to see Trump for the PV President that he is.
by alwysgldn August 10, 2019
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swinely president

Rich Nole is a filthy little swinely president.
by ballsack January 4, 2005
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Bad President

Donald Trump is the best definition of a bad President.
by Candice D. July 2, 2021
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union president

Person who is able to persuade middle class American workers into electing them into a position of power but actually do not have authority to do anything. Often can be found underneath the desk of the Plant Manager eating dessert. Takes advantage of free trips at the expense of the union as well as claiming "union business" to take days off. May be named "Troy"
Hey isn't that our union president under Mikes desk?

Yeah, he is trying to negotiate our contract the hands on way
by Ramrod the impaler August 15, 2017
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President of ugly

Yo its president of ugly
by Poop anonymous March 4, 2019
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Letter to the President

To wipe one's ass maximizing the amount of poop on the tissue.
That bturd turned into a bchad. I had to write a letter to the President to get rid of it.
by Uncle Boe October 21, 2010
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