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pregnant spider

A sexual move in which the member with a penis inserts said penis into the mouth of someone who has several boba pearls in their mouth. The name comes from the likening of the pearls inside the sucker's mouth to the eggs inside a pregnant spider's egg sac.
Dude, Tony totally gave me a pregnant spider last night. We went and got tea beforehand, which is some weird foreplay shit, but I was kinda into it.
by oworm? December 17, 2017
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Lactating Pregnant Latinas

Its Johnny sins final words before losing to the ohio final boss
john : Hey joe johnny sins final words are "lactating pregnant latinas"
joe : Oh Thank you john
by zyad_ November 20, 2022
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pregnant

a word that can be used in any context to show an excessive amount of emotion whether it be good or bad
girl: i like monkey brains on my pizza
boy: yo are you pregnant?!?

girl: i got straight A's and im going to harvard yay me
boy: ohh your sooo pregoooo..

boy: lets jump off of this cliff into a valley of death
boy: PREGNANT.IM DOWN.
by becca mat November 3, 2010
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pregnant

When a joint has not been shaped ( the matirial in the joint is nicely even ) OR when you havent grinded a bud ( of weed ) and it creats, once rolled, i sort of pregnant look, like a small bubble in a pen
you didnt even grind it you idiot now it looks all pregnant
by Blazzer July 28, 2007
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Shadow pregnant

This is a form of pregnancy that can result after "shadow rape" or "shadow love making" has occurred.

After a shadow gestation period (normally 9 months) a shadow baby will appear.
Ed: Wow, has Jane's shadow put on a bit of weight?

Matt: Nah, she's just shadow pregnant from when we shadow raped her last fall.

Ed: Nice...
by NZshadowman August 26, 2011
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16 and Pregnant

Is a tv show about 16 year old girls who become pregnant, their boyfriends are all still present. All of the dads except for Maci's boyfriend were very helpful, Josh- Ebony's boy friend is very helpful, he even got Ebony food,drinks and a chair to rest her feet on after she just got home from the hospital. 16 and Pregnant is a very good show that shows you a very important issue and it also shows you the truth in it,unlike The Secret life of the American Teenager,which I might add is also somewhat truthful and a very good show also.

Oh yeah and the only single mom is Farrah, but she chose to keep the daddy out of the baby's life.

All the couples names are:
Maci and Ryan with Baby Bentley
Farrah with Baby Sophia
Amber and Gary with Baby Leah
Ebony and Josh with Baby Jocelyn
Whitney and Weston with Baby Weston Jr
Catelyn and Tyler with their baby who was adopted

Contrary to what most of you think, this isn't trashy at all!
:)
Ebony and Fiance Josh are having a baby girl.
16 and Pregnant,yo!?
by KAYLA,YO? August 22, 2009
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Twelve and pregnant

If you are from the USA and live in Georgia, the chance of being twelve and pregnant is much higher than anywhere else in the world. Being twelve and pregnant is the mordern symbol of how earth has changed to the better. Most often this is due to incest. A uncle is mostly the one to blame for this. If you are twelve and pregnant, please...kill yourself.
Daughter: Mom, dad used his magical wand to make my tummy grow.
Mother: You should be pleased, your father had a good time did he not?
Uncle: Fuck this shit, i wish i was twelve and pregnant.
by litenkukmen October 3, 2016
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