Ogre Poptart 

A genetically modified Poptart made specifically for ogres. You can buy Ogre Poptarts at Shrek's Swamp
This item is usually very fucking crunchy.

Give me your fucking ogre poptart

Ogre Poptart by RaccYT June 16, 2020

PENIS POPTART 

The act of inverting your penile flesh within your large scrotal gap with the index finger and continue to push until the act of tickling your own prostate is achieved.

OMG DaD we just witnessed the penis poptart, why didn't you tell us about it sooner

PENIS POPTART by BoringAnusEsquireThe3rd November 2, 2020

Chocolate Poptart Kiss

The act of oral sex on the fudge star, most commonly in an awkward setting after meeting someone on an online dating platform.

I met this chick on tinder, and she asked me for a chocolate poptart kiss

Chocolate Poptart Kiss by TheBeticMedic August 7, 2021

Butter your poptart

Pub lubricant on your penis

You better butter your poptart before fucking me in the asshole!

Butter your poptart by Butteryourpoptart December 8, 2018

Butter your poptart

Lube your cock

It’s smoother if your butter your poptart first

Butter your poptart by Slick poptart December 8, 2018

Ground Beef Poptart 

When you shit on a piece of toast and spread it around to look like pop tart frosting

"Did you hear about Joshua?"

"No, what happened?"

"He got dared to eat some ground beef poptarts died."

Ground Beef Poptart by UIVsauce January 14, 2021

You a poptart

A person who acts hard in front of friends/people or in general , but are really soft.

Boy 1:Ay you a bitch
Boy 2: Let’s catch the ones then
Boy 1:Why you tryna fight

Boy 2:That’s what I thought, you a poptart

You a poptart by WinnighaThePoo August 26, 2021