Neopolitan Pony Ride 

When a women hate fucks a post mortem riga erection with poo, spoo and pee everywhere.

After her husband died, Diane went for a neopolitan pony ride.

Neopolitan Pony Ride by SickoBitcho July 14, 2009

Chode Pony 

1. A really short nasty ponytail, usually seen on dirty old men or hipster douchebags

2. A person who is an enormous tool.

That guy is super creepy. Look at his chode pony!

Dude, you're such a chode pony.

Chode Pony by Laser85 April 14, 2011

Pittsburgh Pony 

While you are behind the other person bluntly say "damn your ass is getting lumpy" Then hold on for as long as possible while she tries bucking you off.

While training for a marathon, Joe tested his endurance by giving his wife a Pittsburgh Pony. He was able to hang on for 30 seconds

Pittsburgh Pony by dirt in the skirt McGirt December 2, 2011

Steamy Pony 

A Large Dump

I've just lost my job, I'm going to get even by leaving a steamy pony on the office floor

Steamy Pony by HelloItIsIam February 19, 2012

Shade Pony

An individual who is of the shady kind. This type of person never calls you back and usually takes 24-48 hours to respond to a text message. On occasion, when you do converse with a Shade Pony, any question will be met with an off topic question to avoid giving any or too much information about themselves so they can remain a full blown Shade Pony.

Dude, did Jessie call you back?

Nah, that girl a Shade Pony fa sho.

Real talk.

Shade Pony by westcoastrealtalk August 22, 2012

LAN Pony 

Noun: the term used to describe an easily transportable laptop with decent gaming capabilities bought by desktop owners for the sole purpose of being carted to LAN parties.

"Hey I just bought a new ASUS G55VW! Look who has a LAN Pony now!"

"Yeah lot's of people are gonna show up with their LAN Ponies instead of their desktops."

LAN Pony by commandersheppard April 9, 2013

dublin pony 

Shitting in someone's letter box

Paris got on my tits at the pub so I went round there after hours and left him a Dublin Pony.

dublin pony by FiloPony1990 April 13, 2014