polish beergoggles

Putting your testicles on a sleeping persons eyes.

Hawt damn i woke up with some polish beergoggles.

by martinowns August 31, 2006

Polish Roulette

A game similar to Russian Roulette, but played with an automatic pistol.

You load one or more rounds of ammunition into the clip of the pistol, and insert the clip. Then you pull the slide back and release it.

Of course, in an automatic pistol, this inevitably loads a round into the chamber and cocks the weapon, ensuring that the gun WILL go off when you pull the trigger.

Two Crips were playing a game of Polish Roulette, which is not a bad thing at all.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005

polish my sausage

A request by a male to have a person perform some sort of sex act upon his penis, ie, handjob, blowjob, cuntfuck, buttfuck.

I asked Sandra to polish my sausage -- and she did -- 4 different ways!

by Peter Eaton July 7, 2006

polish rudder

A varient of the Dutch rudder where in a person holds your penis while you hold their arm.

i payed a hooker to give me a polish rudder.

by soldat997 January 17, 2011

polish my knob

when a chick sucks your cock till its shining like a big bulging red globe... thats knob polishing

polish my knob! suck it good!

by c sanders February 27, 2015

Polish Cow

A cow dancing to polish music about a drug . Yet people still found it funny and turn it into a meme without knowing that actuly this is

Person 1:Hey, did you herd about a polish cow
Person 2:Yea it's quite a funny meme.
Person 1:But did you know that this song is about drugs
Person 2:No way.
Person 1:Yes way. you can look it up yourself using google translator
Person 2:*Looking it up*
10 minuts later
Person 2:Holly Fuck your right
Person 1:See i told you

by Mario320 March 24, 2021

Polish girl

a hott and very intelligent girl, who is loyal and kind and loves everyone. basically everyone wishes they could be a Polish girl, lol.

That Polish girl over there is soo pretty, i think im gonna go talk to her!!!

by Sarahhh<3tiffy August 15, 2007