ninja please

Used to replace negro please, which in-turn replaces nigga please.

LaFonda: you trifflin' ho!
white girl: ninja, please!
LaFonda: *confused, but can't get angry because no apparent racial comment was made*

by pAge June 5, 2005

Please help me

I told someone to fuck off and now I think they are trying to kill me because I always see some shady fellow or a car near my house

Please help me

by High g8 guy March 18, 2019

plead the 5th

A refusal to answer a question because the response could hold self incriminating evidence.

Cop: We know you have drugs in this house. Where are they?!

You: Ask me anymore questions and I plead the 5th!

by RiaLee March 19, 2008

pain 'n pleasure

1. A mix of pain and pleasure or one that accociates pain as a form of pleasure whether for arrousal or comfort.
1. one the mixes pain and pleasure in their business.

a couple who get off spanking each other during sex.
a man who gets off by shoving an egg up his asshole (I have heard of a case where this actually happened; long story short he tried to fish it out w/ a coat hanger and you can guess what happens next)

by MK March 20, 2005

please fuck me

Begging for a man to fuck her. While her vagina is wet. So basically fucking.

Fuck me daddy

You're so hot, Fuck me in the ass

My pussy is so wet daddy, fuck me baby.

Please fuck me

by Holding on girls boobs! August 30, 2016

pleasure

MASTURBATION

when your wearing pants to small and get an erection and your dick constantly rubs against your underpants
and gives you a orgasm

pleasure is very nice and i want to share it with someone

by Fortniteporn.com January 22, 2020

Please Advise

An extremely stuffy phrase used by business executives to close emails when they don't understand how to ask a real question. It basically means "Please use your imagination to figure out what the fuck I need to know to make a decision on this item without making me look like an idiot in front of all the people I CCed"

"Please Advise" is typically used in place of "Thanks" in formatting an email. It is very passive aggressive. Always assume that the user of the phrase "please advise" is a college graduate that follows the advice of his professors to a T... Even 15 years later..

Dear Luke,

I recently got a call from Alex in LA telling me that we're out of blinkity blank in California so the blippity blue isn't working. What-the-fuck what-the-fuck we're losing 15k a day what-the-fuck save me please.

Please Advise,
John

by ldemi April 29, 2011