PINGASCHMUTZ

The Latin-Hebrew term for semen. Usually coming from a man of Jewish / Hispanic mixed ethnicity.

"OH NO Juan Epstein! You need to start wearing a condom! You just got pingaschmutz all over my $500 comforter!"

by Irish Mark I October 25, 2009

Ping ping

Everything that is really funny but you don't want to say its full name

Adam: My ping ping is hard
Mike: Damn dude, chill

by AerySurah October 17, 2020

Pengin

A Chinpokomon featured on South Park, Chinpokomon are the Japanese crazy toys that are the equivalent to the American version of Poke'mon.

Let's battle my Jujunesbee against your Pengin

by Roostor August 29, 2010

pindication

A pindication is an indication of which pins one must hit to earn a spare in bowling. It usually appears on the screen above the bowling lane in question, in between the first and second balls.

My pindication says I should hit the 3 pin at a 45-degree angle!

by tepidkatie October 1, 2008

Pingalita

Pingalita is often used to describe an abnormally small penis. Or a it can be used as describing a strap on dildo ur girlfriend uses.

Dude1: Maria said that he has a pingalita!

Girl: Im gonna have fun with my pingalita tonight!

by Luke i am ur father noooo June 4, 2009

Ping Tao Munchkin

The Sidekick of Luck you Always pray for on those days you need just something to smile.

Will appear and grant you 1 wish. sex related and Hand you a fresh cabbage for you to munch on .

Usually found in London waterloo station selling big mac's

" i got hit by a car.. luckily the ping tao munchkin turned up just before i died. and i managed to save myself. also he handed me this. Great tasting cabbage. Thank god for the Ping Tao Munchkin"

by Bryman!326 August 8, 2009

Ping it

Sometimes used in soccer, meaning to get it in the goal. But mostly used in sexual terms meaning "get it".

I have a date tonight, I'm totally going to ping it in!

by nannybannany November 22, 2010