phone sex

Gives you hearing AIDS

It' a joke, idiot. Phone sex is sex over the phone.

by Captain Albatross January 24, 2010

phoneaholic

Someone who is addicted to their phone.

Out teacher is a phoneaholic.

by bevhills March 30, 2010

phone in

When a person's heart and concentration are not really in the present moment or activity. They are detached and distant.

As Jane kept glancing at the clock on restaurant's wall and looking at the front door, Seth wondered what was causing her to phone in to their date.

by Lavender12 April 29, 2016

Cell Phone asshole

People who are so important, and godlike, that everybody within 100 miles of them should stop what their doing, stop breathing and simply disappear off the face of the Earth forever and ever. Their lives are incredibly important. Cell phone assholes should be put on Death Row and made to hear cell phones ring 24/7 until they're fried.

Vrin to cell phone user: Shut the fuck up NOW you cell phone asshole or I'll put you in my chipper/shredder and feed your chum to my goldfish.

by jethrojones December 12, 2007

Mobile phone

Is a phone that you can carry around, at the cost of making you impotent, risking blowing up gas stations, screwing up your pacemaker if you have an abnormal heart, screwing up your heart if you don't have a pacemaker, causing brain cancer, thumbscrew, increases the number of your specs, ruins your actual social life...
But it has a built in vibrator.

I need to get a new mobile phone, this one has become too sticky.

by Gunkglumb May 22, 2005

phone cajones

The ability to forcefully, and often angrily, speak your mind while on the phone but not usually in person.

He's got one hell of a set of phone cajones. He was really giving it to the customer service rep on the phone but when he went down to the store, he totally fell apart.

by Kaptain1 June 10, 2007

hang up the phone

An annoyed or embarrassed response to the stupidity or incompetence of another. Synonymous with "Shut the fuck up", or "Jesus, you're stupid". Derived from one man's inability to counteract the obliviousness of those around him, to which he blurted it out in frustration. Also, an appropriate reply to an unfunny or otherwise retarded joke.

Bo: "Boy, I have a lot of tools in my garage."

Me: "Hang up the phone, tubby."

by Captain Walleye August 20, 2008