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phallacious

A word describing the types of egomaniacal lies men will tell in order to get attention/sex.
His claim to have extensive knowledge about wine, philosophy and Italian sports cars is totally phallacious.
by Zagaloo November 25, 2009
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phallicookie

A cookie baked in the shape of a phallus.
"If you don't shut up, I'm gonna shove my phallicookie in your mouth."
by felixsofia January 27, 2010
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Phallusize

1. verb. To fantasize about phalluses.

2. verb. To be reminded of a phallus by an inanimate object.
Despite trying to think about Jesus, Monica usually spent 90% of her time in church phallusizing.

I couldn't help but phallusize the majestically tall, mushroom-domed mosque.
by txredhead March 29, 2011
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Phallic Mallet

1. A douche-bag alpha male.
2. Meat-headed moron male.
3. Muscly idiot who tries to intimidate / impress people with his big muscles and shiny shirt.
"Oh fuck, look at that phallic mallet who just walked in with his retard friends, now all the bitches are gonna bounce and this place will be a sausage fested ghost town -- let's jet too before they get some Jager Bombs in them and start requesting AC/DC."
by G Laz! August 29, 2011
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phallic pretzel art

The art of creating penis related symbols from a popular baked snack food. This often occurs from extreme boredom or because you are an 11 year old boy with a hormonal disposition to enjoy snacks in a new way.
During fourth period English class, Dante could not help but to create the Mona Lisa of cocks with his $1.25 Rold Gold pretzel sticks on his desk. His phallic pretzel art was revered by nearby Clara, but not by Mrs. Tuber.
by Allierace November 25, 2014
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Sunk Cost Phallusy

To follow through on an endeavour like a giant, flaccid, wart-riddled penis despite the already-invested time and cost outweighing the benefits.
Hey Ken, shouldn’t you stop shorting GME by now? You’re clearly a victim of sunk cost phallusy
by ApeGoNuts4GME October 7, 2021
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phallicy

Deceptive or false appearance of one's own penis size.
Jen hooked up with Jake after the rumor of his man hood spread, only to be deflated by the phallicy that made her so curios in the first place.
by akak1701 January 5, 2008
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