penile distinction

When you can distinguish peniles.

Mom! The doctir said I have penile distinction! I can distinguish peniles!

by Chillin0nPlanetEarth January 4, 2022

penile hubris

A man with far too much dick confidence.

Christopher Williams is full of penile hubris.

by boogers89 September 24, 2016

Penile Dementia

The inability of an older man to gain and maintain an erection due to an inability to concentrate on the task at hand

When you can’t stop thinking about the garden when you should be concentrating on you’re wife’s lady garden, you might be suffering from Penile Dementia.

by David99uk December 13, 2017

penile flipflop

when your penis flops while you flip.

duude! have you heard? the guy at the beach did a penile flipflop

by morting April 9, 2025

Penile picture

When you're about to nut and pull your dick out and draw your favorite picture

This art is amazing. Did you say the origin was penile picture style?

by Negroratory mammal July 4, 2019

penile super soaker

its when your dick shoots out a steady stream of semen

i gave a girl a penile super soaker and got her pregnant

by darky slayer69 January 11, 2019

penil whiffer

smelling your own private area

I gave myself a good penil whiffer before my date yesterday

by bigbadonkadonk April 30, 2021