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PEDOPHILE. 

A lack of awareness or others who fail to acknowledge being truthful as bringing their children to their bed over an extended period of time , taking a bath or shower with their child , orally copulating their child to settle them down and so forth. It is far more common in other countries in EUROPE especially to be open to an admission of under age " so called exploitation".
As ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE matures the emotionality of human beings lags far behind the admission that a PEDOPHILE. is actually in them and the sick people are maybe causing jealous outrage what may and does go on in many homes BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.
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pedophile. 

a person who is Sexually attracted too minors.
"Did you hear Anthony groomed a child?"

"that pedophile..."
pedophile. by angel_aint_it? March 28, 2022

Pedophile State University 

Also known as the Pennsylvania State University. People started calling the college Pedophile State after former assistant coach Jerry Sandusky was arrested for molesting young boys.
Guy 1: What college do you go to?
Guy 2: I go to Penn State University.
Guy 1: Do you mean Pedophile State University?

Pedophile Glasses 

Glasses worn by a pedophile - typically made to change to sunglasses when worn outdoors, but generally just stay a sleazy, cloudy color ... good for peering at children on the play ground.
Those pedophile glasses look amazing on you. I wish I was twelve.

Pedophile Piñata 

When a pedophile fills his pants with assorted treats and offers small children the chance to attempt to break open his pants and gain access to the candy by using only their face to bash against his crotch and genitals.
"This weekend I was playing pedophile piñata with Mr.Herbert. It was very fun, but by the time I got the candy out, it was all stuck together an gooey."

pedophile van 

A large, older van, typically brown or white in color, and often with tinted front windows and no windows in the back. Not all pedophile vans are used for the purpose of luring young children to kidnap with promises of candy or toys, but if somebody were to decide they wanted to do this, a pedophile van would be the perfect vehicle.
My friend just bought a total pedophile van. Either he is a rapist or has very poor choices in vehicles.
pedophile van by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

Pedophile Beard

When a man has an extremely unclean beard. Not as messy as a homeless beard. The beard is usually sported by pedophiles or really messy college students.
Girl #1: OMG! Do you see that guy on the bench? He totally looks like he wants to rape me.

Girl #2: Yeah you're probably right. He has a pedophile beard and rapist glasses. Let's get out of here.

Girl #1: Wait isn't that the dude from our French class?

Girl #2: Yeah, hes probably there to pick up little girls.