Peanut Butter Procedure 

A way to burn a bridge and cutting your ties from a female companion or counter part. The procedure is done by opening an online discussion with said female, and leading her on to believe that you are about to ask her to start a deeper relationship with her. When you have built up a large amount of anxiety through one-word responses and excessive amounts of unnecessary period drags. (...) After she is shitting bricks of anticipation, you ask the following question: "Do you prefer Jiff Super Chunk Peanutbutter, or Skippy Super Chunk Peanutbutter?"

After the emotional atomic bomb is dropped, upon any response, you reply:"WHAT THE FUCK!" and sign off abruptly. After signing off, avoid any form of conversation for 3 days. Please note, this works best on women that like you, but that you do not like.

Broseph: "I just peanut butter procedured my girl"

Broski: "Really? So its Over?"

Broseph: "Yes. Praise God."

Peanut Butter Procedure by Hammer Krew April 26, 2009

Peanut-Butter-Dicked 

On a week night, you go to your friends house and draw a penis outlined in peanut butter on the front windshield on his or her car. If they are late for school or work, you have succeeded.

I was leaving for work when I notice someone Peanut-Butter-Dicked my car. I was late for my porn role!

Peanut-Butter-Dicked by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011

peanut butter oogula 

An exclamation of pain. Made famous by the 9 year old boy injured on a teeter-totter in a classic YouTube video when he continues to hold on to the handlebars after a failed attempt to launch him into the air by his High School-aged brother. He actually screams and says, "I want my momma!" but it sounds like "peanut butter oogula!"

Injury. Scream. Exclamation: "peanut butter oogula!"

peanut butter oogula by Charleroi5 June 22, 2011

Peanut Butter Hot Dog 

When a man slides his dick between a girl's ass cheeks as she poops.

Man: I want to try something new to spice up our sex life.

Woman: What about a peanut butter hot dog?
Man:...I knew I married you for a reason.

Peanut Butter Hot Dog by Klaus the Omnienthusiast August 31, 2013

Peanut Butter Cups 

When you smear peanut butter on your genitals, have sex and then proceed to 69 with your partner.

Damn BRUH, this girl was a freak, she gave me peanut butter cups and everything.

Peanut Butter Cups by Antidot3 August 11, 2019

Peanut butter and smelly 

A really foul fart.

"Dude, do you have the farts or something? Keep it under the covers, I don't want a peanut butter and smelly."

Peanut butter and smelly by The Pz Kid November 13, 2011

Peanut butter tongue

a dog who is always flicking its tongue like it is trying to lick peanut butter off a pussy

Giselle: Your dog looks like it has peanut butter tongue.

Bula: Yeah I havent had a man around for a while and Rocky loves peanut butter

Peanut butter tongue by Colon Oscapy September 13, 2009