Planus

Planus (n): the small circular opening on the rear of an air plane, where the exhaust is released. The anus of the plane.

Check out that planus! It looks old and overused.

by LindsayM April 28, 2009

Peanut Butter Taco Lunch

When a person squats over a woman's vagina and gently lays his/her fecal matter along the labia.

I gave my girl friend a peanut butter taco lunch last night.

by Taco Layer July 13, 2010

peanut sludge

the act of applying peanut butter to the anus (around the exterior or actual insertion) and having a pet (usually a dog) to lick it out. The goal of this is to result in pleasure for the peanut sludger. It is also considered to be a gross abuse of animal rights.

Someone call PETA! I heard that Dean is a peanut sludger!

by Truth's Razors September 13, 2010

Peanutitis

An inflamation of the inner ear that renders all conversation into indistinct 'wa's'

This class is giving me peanutitis; I feel like Charlie Brown talking to the teacher.

Don't ask me what was decided. In that meeting I got an acute case of peanutitis and couldn't make out anything.

by Okkam1 August 2, 2012

peanut butter roll

A croiscant roll with ooey gooey peanut butter inside. Cooked to deliciousness.

Hey buddy have you tried my famous peanut butter rolls? They're famous.

by bbbro9 September 26, 2013

Peanut Butter Blumpkin

When a girl dips your penis in a jar of peanut butter and then proceeds to give you a bumpkin.

"Dude, I got the most splendiferous peanut butter blumpkin from that chic Brenna last night!"

by Articuno69 November 25, 2013

Peanut Butter Surprise

It is when a guy slathers peanut butter all over his genitals and puts his pants back on until his girlfriend comes home. He then pulls down his pants and treats her like a dog.

SURPRISE, lick this peanut butter surprise off my dick like a dog.

by Jiff Crunchy.....Boner April 30, 2014