When a person (preferably a woman) sits in a car or truck bench seat between two men (simultaneously). She then takes a penis in each hand and jerks off each man. The up and down motion emulates a downhill skier as her hands go up and down.
Marcie was doing some Pavement Skiing on the long ride to the concert. It made for a very happy ride.
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I was walking across the street at the crosswalk today and thought I was going to have to pavedive to maintain the CDC recommended 6 feet of physical seperation from an unmasked kid running with a dog.
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A slang term, used as a euphemism for searching for prostitutes.
Can also be used to indicate picking up very drunk girls (based on: as easy as finding a hooker, or that drunk people can be found on the pavement/gutter)
Can also be used to indicate picking up very drunk girls (based on: as easy as finding a hooker, or that drunk people can be found on the pavement/gutter)
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when a group of boys Masterbate in the street and you have to try to get your sperm the furthest when you orgasm , whoever loses has to lick it off the pavement
by jjeffer December 15, 2008
Get the Chasing Pavements mug.A person, or persons, who hijack the pavement and walk extra slowly knowing that nobody else can get past them. Can be commonly identified by exhibiting the following behaviour:
1. Staring gormlessly at their phone
2. Demonstrating a complete lack of spacial awareness
3. Pushing a pram whilst thinking they're better than everyone else
Pavement pirates can only be countered by walking on the road in order to get round them.
1. Staring gormlessly at their phone
2. Demonstrating a complete lack of spacial awareness
3. Pushing a pram whilst thinking they're better than everyone else
Pavement pirates can only be countered by walking on the road in order to get round them.
Person 1: Hey why are we moving so slowly?
Person 2: Some pavement pirates have hijacked Bond Street tube again.
Person 2: Some pavement pirates have hijacked Bond Street tube again.
by JohnSilver January 26, 2013
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